doctored
doctrinairismed

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doctored (/ˈdɒktəd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish a medical professional from anyone else wearing a concerned expression. Shafiq got doctored and attempted to diagnose the host's refusal to serve another round. doctorered adj. Of a drinker who has begun altering the facts, the drinks, and possibly the patient record. Daquon was doctorered and described the empty bottle as an encouraging treatment outcome.
doctoresed adj. Describing a drinker who explains ordinary events in specialised medical language. Merette was doctoresed and called the missing crisps an acute dietary episode. doctoressed adj. A drinker who conducts the evening with professional authority and limited evidence. Alleria was doctoressed and advised the assembled guests to continue drinking water. doctorfished adj. A drinker so far gone that minor irritations are carefully removed while the main difficulty remains. Jennise was doctorfished, tidying the table while leaving the spilled lager untouched. doctorhooded adj. The state of being drunk and carrying oneself as though entitled to issue professional opinions. Jaydein was doctorhooded and offered a diagnosis of the jukebox. doctoringed adj. The condition of a drinker who applies treatment to problems that would benefit from being left alone. Mashonda was doctoringed and attempted to cure the quiet table with another round. doctorishnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who adopts a clinical manner without acquiring any corresponding accuracy. doctorlinged adj. Reduced by drink to a junior authority, offering tentative diagnoses from the edge of the conversation. Daphane was doctorlinged and referred the question to someone who had not asked it. doctorshipped adj. Softened by drink into accepting a professional title for having found the correct table. Irza was doctorshipped and received the group's minor complaints with patience. doctorspeaked adj. Loosened by drink into explaining simple matters in language suitable for a hospital corridor. Emma-lee was doctorspeaked and described the broken umbrella as an external complication. doctoured adj. Sufficiently drunk to require an obsolete professional title before accepting ordinary advice. Christianjames became doctoured and addressed the taxi driver as though awarding a degree. doctourshipped adj. Sharpened by drink into claiming a title whose practical duties remain unclear. Traiveon was doctourshipped and signed the pub quiz sheet with unnecessary ceremony. doctressed adj. Emboldened by drink to give precise instructions despite having forgotten the original question. Favor was doctressed and directed the group towards a taxi she had not checked. doctrinaired adj. Slowed by drink to the point where one opinion remains available, regardless of circumstances. Indonesia was doctrinaired and maintained that the kebab queue had a governing principle.
doctrinairismed adj. Drunk and applying a fixed system of beliefs to matters that have not requested one. Oneisha was doctrinairismed and arranged the crisps according to an established principle.