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Duncan Phyfed adj. Softened by drink into a study in proportion, balance, symmetry, and restraint, chiefly by breakfast. Izsabella woke Duncan Phyfed, with every cushion arranged symmetrically and one shoe centred beneath the chair. Dunciaded adj. Sharpened by drink into a satirical poem about the breakfast table and its defeated occupants. Maelly woke Dunciaded and composed six heroic couplets about the cold toast. Dundathu pined adj. Loosened by drink into a tall, resinous presence, shedding needles over the morning-after carpet. Tremar was Dundathu pined by dawn, upright beside the sofa and leaving needles everywhere. Dundee caked adj. Emboldened by drink to treat breakfast as a rich, fruit-studded Scottish occasion, however dry the mouth. Rhenda arrived Dundee caked, demanding a thick slice before attempting conversation. Dundonianed (/dʌnˈdəʊnɪ.ənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a quiet morning, requiring considerable time to locate the kettle. Meelad was Dundonianed by breakfast and spent ten minutes looking at the kettle. Dundrearied adj. Drunk and carrying yesterday's elaborate hair and clothes into an otherwise ordinary morning. Aleacia appeared Dundrearied, with her hair arranged magnificently and one slipper missing. Dundrearyismed adj. Drunk enough to deliver a twisted aphorism before the first coherent account of the evening. Tayvian arrived Dundrearyismed and announced that cold toast proves warmth is temporary. Dunelmianed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the city from the cathedral-shaped impression left by its morning headache. Samatar woke Dunelmianed, gazing at the lampshade as though it were an ancient cathedral. Dunganied adj. Drunk beyond the point of reliable plurality, referring to one glass, then several, as though grammar were optional. Zahava woke Dunganied and counted the empty glasses with steadily changing grammar. Dunganned (/ˈdʊŋɡɑːnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns a collection of empty glasses into an unexpectedly solemn census. Dolen woke Dunganned and arranged the bottles in a careful row for inspection. Dungeness crabbed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving sideways towards water, toast, and any available source of quiet. Vesna was Dungeness crabbed by dawn, crossing the kitchen sideways in search of water. Dungeon Mastered adj. Drunk and directing everyone else's movements with the calm authority of a games organiser. Jareb became Dungeon Mastered and assigned Nataylia responsibility for the remaining sandwiches. Dungeon Masteringed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still assigning imaginary hazards to the route between bed and breakfast. Gracee woke Dungeon Masteringed and declared the bathroom doorway guarded by a hostile creature. Dungeons and Dragonered adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's ordinary decisions as moves in a fantasy campaign. Conway remained Dungeons and Dragonered, asking whether breakfast required a short rest first. Dunhuang studiesed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the morning's scattered objects from an archaeological collection requiring careful interpretation. Ellias was Dunhuang studiesed and catalogued the receipts beside the bed as historical material. Dunhuangologied (/dʊnhwæŋˈɒlɒd͡ʒid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to assign scholarly importance to every object encountered after midnight. Zoeanne became Dunhuangologied and catalogued the bar mat as a significant relic.