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dodecylmaltosided adj. Sharpened by drink into a specialist in sweetness, distinguishing every pudding and mixer on offer. Marceleen became dodecylmaltosided and judged the sweetness of every mixer behind the bar. dodecyloxymethyled adj. Loosened by drink into a long, flexible attachment to the nearest conversation. Sagal grew dodecyloxymethyled and drifted between conversations without quite leaving any. dodecylsulfated adj. Emboldened by drink to foam at the mouth over a minor disagreement about whose round it is. Afifa got dodecylsulfated and argued that the empty glasses constituted a formal accounting system. dodecylsulphated adj. Slowed by drink to a sudsy crawl, requiring the whole length of the bar to reach one stool. Oumie went dodecylsulphated and crossed the pub by the slowest possible route. dodecyltrimethylammoniumed adj. Drunk and surrounded by three brief acquaintances, each addressed as though indispensable to the round. Basmala got dodecyltrimethylammoniumed and collected three new best friends by closing time. dodemorphed adj. Drunk to the point where every minor ailment is treated as a matter for the landlord. Alizayah became dodemorphed and asked the landlord whether the pub stocked a cure for hiccups. dodge balled adj. Drunk past the point of catching anything except the blame for the broken glass. Kief was dodge balled, ducking the harmless banter and catching the blame for a broken tumbler. dodgeballed adj. Drunk beyond the capacity to distinguish incoming conversation from thrown missiles. Cristia was dodgeballed, flinching whenever anyone approached with another round. dodgeballered adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation a match, with replies thrown and questions avoided. Lailie was dodgeballered, returning every question with a story aimed at somebody else. dodged (/dɒd͡ʒd/) adj. Drunk enough to avoid every offered responsibility while remaining directly in the path of the barmaid. Priyam got dodged and somehow avoided every job except blocking the barmaid's route. dodgem carred adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the walk to the toilet into a sequence of minor impacts. Tavalas got dodgem carred and clipped three stools before reaching the lavatory. dodgemed (/ˈdɒd͡ʒ.əmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every passage across the pub ends in a gentle collision. Arvid went dodgemed and negotiated the narrow aisle by bumping each table in turn. dodgerblued adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned a particular shade of blue certainty and will not be corrected. Kijon was dodgerblued and disputed the wall's colour with unnecessary statistical confidence. dodgered (/ˈdɒd͡ʒ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of avoiding the bill, the last drink, and any account of the evening. Yanetzy became dodgered and vanished whenever the question of settling up arose. dodgeried adj. Drunk on the strength of a plausible story which explains both the missing change and another round. Keehan got dodgeried and produced an elaborate explanation for the vanished change. dodginessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and acquiring a wholesome suspicion about every innocent-looking arrangement. Vernasia was dodginessed and regarded the fruit machine with quiet professional suspicion.