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dodginged adj. Drunk by the third round, and practising small evasions whenever the conversation approaches home time. dodgy boxed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced the television, the till, and the night bus are all privately arranged. Tinica was dodgy boxed and insisted the pub television was receiving a secret extra channel. dodgy brothersed adj. Softened by drink into a small concern of dubious practice, with neither proprietor prepared to sign anything. Myrtis was dodgy brothersed and sold Dristy an entirely theoretical share in the taxi. dodicinned adj. Still drunk, and applying a chemical seriousness to the morning's entirely ordinary pub consequences. Dylan-lee remained dodicinned, inspecting the headache as though it required laboratory treatment. dodied (/ˈdoʊdid/) adj. Too drunk to surrender the glass, and still requesting comfort from it long after the pub has emptied. Tessa was dodied, holding the empty glass like a comforter after everyone else had left. dodined adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake pest control for a sound method of dealing with an awkward drinking companion. Shaunya became dodined and proposed pesticide as the answer to an unpopular pub singer. dodipoled adj. Having drunk enough to regard the bar towel as a wise elder and seek its counsel. Hardev got dodipoled and asked the bar towel whether the evening had gone too far. dodkinned adj. Slowed by drink to the value of a small coin, with every transaction reduced to finding exact change. Riki was dodkinned and offered a single pound coin as settlement for the taxi. dodmanned (/ˈdɒdmənd/) adj. Drunk and proceeding with the patient, ground-hugging determination of something that has brought its house with it. Anjolique came dodmanned across the garden, carrying her handbag as though it were a shell. dodo birded adj. Drunk enough to display magnificent uselessness, particularly when a perfectly ordinary chair is available. Abreya got dodo birded and attempted the stairs by a route of her own invention. dodo treed adj. Drunk past the point of return, standing nobly in one place while everyone else goes home. Orvis was dodo treed beside the fruit bowl, announcing that movement had become theoretical. dodoed (/ˈdəʊdəʊd/) adj. Drunk to the point where flight has ceased to be an option and extinction seems administratively sensible. Azaira became dodoed beside the radiator, having abandoned both dancing and modernity. dodoismed adj. Drunk beyond the point where obsolete beliefs become policy, and the policy concerns getting chips. Daliya was dodoismed and insisted that taxis had been abolished in favour of walking. dodoitsued adj. Drunk in a way that arranges the evening into seven, seven, seven, and finally five poorly chosen syllables. Maivy became dodoitsued and described the kebab shop in four solemn lines. dodolled adj. Drunk, with the result that the person has become adhesive, sweet-natured, and difficult to remove from the sofa. Raylynne was dodolled to the cushions and accepted tea as though it were a ceremonial offering. dodransed adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves three quarters of the faculties operational, which is not the same as useful.