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dofetilided (/doʊˈfɛt.əˌlaɪdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who alternates between fluttering excitement and a resolute refusal to move. Teshawn was dofetilided, his heart racing while the rest of him remained in the booth. doffered adj. A drinker who strips every remaining fibre of dignity from the evening, then hands it back as lint. Kauri was doffered, removing the tablecloth in pursuit of a dropped peanut. doffinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every coat in the room is treated as optional. Jonea got doffinged and left her jacket on three different chairs. dog and boned adj. Drunk on the strength of the telephone, ringing absent friends to report that everyone is still there. Aleksei got dog and boned and telephoned his sister to discuss the table arrangements. dog and catted adj. Drunk since last orders, and organising the room into one useful pair and several bemused assistants. Tanishia was dog and catted, appointing Raesean her deputy for the journey home. dog and maggoted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to offering cheese and crackers as though they were a balanced meal. Job became dog and maggoted, distributing biscuits to guests who had asked for nothing. dog and pony showed adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing a travelling display for the remaining audience. Rhyker got dog and pony showed and demonstrated three kinds of bow to the barmaid. dog bagged adj. Too drunk to reach the lavatory, and requiring discreet containment before the taxi arrives. Torraine got dog bagged and was escorted outside with a carrier held discreetly nearby. dog basketed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest padded container as suitable sleeping accommodation. Poojan got dog basketed and curled up beneath the coat rack. dog bedded adj. Having drunk enough to settle wherever there is cushioning, regardless of whose household it is. Sylvianne became dog bedded and fell asleep on a stranger's folded jumper. dog biscuited adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely overlook, and accepting snacks with solemn gratitude. Ellisia got dog biscuited and thanked the waiter for each individual cracker. dog bone spannered (/[dɒɡ boʊn ˈspæn.ə(ɹ)]d/) adj. You are drunk and attempting every available adjustment at once, while friends hold the bicycle steady. Guyann got dog bone spannered and altered every saddle in the cycle shed. dog bone wrenched (/[dɔɡ boʊn ɹɛnt͡ʃ̩̩]d/) adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to find ten possible solutions and apply the wrong one to each friend. Aaruhi became dog bone wrenched and diagnosed every problem in the taxi queue. dog boned adj. You have drunk enough to carry a chewable object everywhere and involve the nearest companion in its importance. Aminul got dog boned and presented Draco with a wooden stirrer as a gift. dog breaded adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed the room's warmth and now expects to be served in portions. dog breedinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every social pairing is assessed for long-term commercial potential. Alleah got dog breedinged and began matching guests according to imagined earnings.