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dog carted (/ˈdɒɡkɑːtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and hauled through the evening by one increasingly patient companion. Lloris got dog carted, with Taboris towing him from the bar to the taxi. dog chewed adj. The drunkenness of one who has worried one subject until the company can no longer recognise it. Dalari got dog chewed and revisited the seating plan throughout the meal. dog collared adj. Reduced by drink to being guided by the neck towards a quieter part of the premises. dog daisied adj. Softened by drink into a pale, cheerful presence whom the group must keep from wandering into traffic. Oluwatoni became dog daisied and smiled at every flowerpot on the way home. dog dayed adj. Sharpened by drink into a late-summer nuisance, bright, overheated and endured by everyone nearby. dog dirted adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pavement from a minor roadside deposit. dog doctored adj. Sufficiently drunk to offer veterinary advice to anyone with a lead. dog doored adj. Having drunk more than the household entrance can reasonably accommodate. Aletheia was dog doored and entered the kitchen through the smaller opening. dog eared adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated readings, with the morning's plans folded down at the corners. Aftin woke dog eared, each breakfast instruction marked by a crease and ignored. dog egged adj. You have drunk enough to regard a small brown object as a deliberate feature of the pavement. Zaydenn was dog egged and stepped round the offending object with care. dog fanciered adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, an interest in every dog present. Darrnell went dog fanciered and made friends with a spaniel by the bar. dog fennelled adj. A drinker so far gone that the kitchen smells botanical, though nothing has been planted. Miladie was dog fennelled beside the sink, insisting the glass of water was an annual herb. dog fighted adj. Reduced by drink to circling the sofa and kitchen table in a private aerial engagement. Yosuf dog fighted round the coffee table before landing beside his glass of water. dog flaped adj. Describing a drinker who finds the smallest available opening sufficient for departure. Halton was dog flaped and attempted to leave through the service hatch. dog fooded adj. Drunk to the extent of accepting the floor as suitable nourishment and lying beside it. Baye was dog fooded by midnight, asleep beneath the table. dog fuckered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every domestic inconvenience into a personal insult. Arpine was dog fuckered by the empty jug and addressed the kitchen in stern terms.