dog nappered
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dog nappered adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a dog temporarily, without troubling to establish ownership. Akif got dog nappered and walked home beside somebody else’s dachshund. dog officered adj. A drinker who takes charge of a room's disorder while being unable to control their own feet. Trude got dog officered and began policing the queue from a seated position.
dog paddled adj. A drinker so far gone that the stairs are navigated by small, determined movements of all four limbs. Nidhan got dog paddled and reached the landing by using every available surface. dog parked adj. The condition of a drinker who has been left to socialise freely without meaningful supervision. Emmalie got dog parked and made friends with everyone near the smoking shelter. dog parsleyed adj. Reduced by drink to mistaking a poisonous-looking garnish for something worth putting in one's mouth. Maetta got dog parsleyed and studied the plate as though herbs required official approval. dog piled adj. The condition of a drinker who has attracted several companions and cannot identify the original arrangement. Rajni became dog piled when three friends attempted to help her with one coat. dog pounded adj. Softened by drink into a stray creature awaiting collection beneath the cloakroom bench. Earnie got dog pounded and sat quietly beneath the umbrellas by the entrance. dog racinged adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined dash towards a destination that keeps moving away. Halsten got dog racinged and pursued the lavatory sign past three identical corridors. dog robbered adj. Loosened by drink into taking unattended nibbles while pretending this is ordinary hospitality. Klisha got dog robbered and removed sandwiches from plates during unrelated conversations. dog rolled adj. Slowed by drink to a large, soft procession requiring considerable effort to change direction. Davyion got dog rolled and negotiated the hallway in broad, unhurried turns. dog roped adj. Drunk and attached to the nearest fixed object whenever standing becomes strategically difficult. dog rosed adj. Drunk to the point where every attempt at support presents a fresh opportunity for injury. Oluwatomi got dog rosed and approached the stairs as though they were covered in thorns. dog runned adj. Drunk past the point of controlled movement and exercising freely across the available floor space. Dierra got dog runned and completed several laps between the tables. dog salmonned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, returning repeatedly to the same place by instinct alone. Jalyah got dog salmonned and kept finding her way back to the cloakroom. dog scootered adj. Drunk in a way that makes forward motion possible only when pulled by someone else. Zo got dog scootered and required a friend to tow her gently towards the taxi.
dog shitted adj. Drunk, with the result that the floor receives a detailed account of the evening's contents. Rosezella got dog shitted beside the bins and apologised to the pavement afterwards.
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