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dog violeted adj. Drunk, with the result that every unscented flower on the walk home receives close attention. Maezell became dog violeted, examining roadside flowers beneath the street lamps. dog vomit slime molded adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a bright, amorphous presence beneath the cloakroom furniture. Ana-eve was dog vomit slime molded beneath the bench while Jalante found a taxi. dog walkered adj. Drunk since last orders, and leading an imaginary animal carefully round the furniture. Aisla went dog walkered through the lounge, pausing while her invisible charge investigated a cushion. dog walkinged adj. Softened by drink into treating the journey home as a gentle outing for every stray dog encountered. Juda took forty minutes to cross the square, having stopped for each imagined dog walkinged acquaintance. dog wardened adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring collection, supervision and a careful return to domestic territory. Yacoub was dog wardened from the pub after attempting to take home an unrelated coat. dog watched adj. Slowed by drink to a two-hour watch, during which the coats became a maritime responsibility. Caternia was dog watched by four o'clock, guarding the cloakroom as though the pub were afloat. dog wheated adj. Drunk on the strength of a grass-based conviction that the route home is perfectly navigable. Heydan was dog wheated after the lager and walked confidently through the wrong field. dog wheelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and propelled home by a force whose source remains canine. Cosima left dog wheelled, rolling steadily towards the taxi rank without assistance. dog whelked adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding home slowly while attached to every hard surface. Oluf was dog whelked by the third round, gripping the bar before attempting the pavement. dog whistle politicsed adj. The state of being drunk and communicating the morning's contentious ideas only to those who already understand the code. Rupa was dog whistle politicsed, making coded complaints about the toast that only the dog seemed to grasp. dog whistled adj. Too drunk to summon assistance audibly, but still attempting to direct the household by inaudible signals. Huntington went dog whistled outside the taxi, signalling urgently to people who heard nothing. dog who caught the tired adj. Having drunk enough to achieve the impossible feat of reaching home, then wait uncertainly outside it. Tatsuro was dog who caught the tired, standing before his own door with no further plan. dog yeared adj. Having drunk more than one human year ought to permit, and conducting the journey home at a revised age. Sowsan was dog yeared by last orders, suddenly mature enough to discuss pensions with the barman. dog's abused adj. Drunk to the point where every subsequent decision constitutes severe mistreatment of the evening. Darricka became dog's abused and attempted to improve the landlord's arrangements without invitation. dog's ballocksed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing outstanding quality from whatever has most recently entered the room. Navor was dog's ballocksed and declared the cloakroom's hand dryer a triumph of engineering. dog's bodied adj. Drunk enough to mistake a modest savoury pudding for a complete account of dinner.