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dogbacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard another person's back as suitable transport and negotiate the mounting arrangements confidently. Miku became dogbacked and attempted to ride Shnequa to the taxi rank. dogballsed adj. Having drunk enough to make an eight seem a respectable score and to defend the arithmetic at length.
dogbaned adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing a harmless border plant from a poisonous one. Kapono got dogbaned and confidently identified every hedge as a medicinal specimen. dogberried adj. You are drunk and treating small fruit as evidence in a case nobody has opened. Teyana got dogberried and arranged the berries into a convincing prosecution. dogberryismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every malapropism receives a considered, official delivery. Tannie was dogberryismed and announced that the matter was one of considerable perspiration. dogbited adj. Of a drinker: fitted with a confidence-producing restraint that directs every conversation towards trouble. Roam went dogbited and corrected the bouncer's understanding of door policy. dogbolted adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken contemptible foolishness for a workable plan and is already implementing it. Lavorn got dogbolted and tried to improve the pub's queueing system. dogboned adj. Describing a drinker who stands elongated and rigid, with confidence concentrated at both ends. Juliannah became dogboned and blocked the hallway while explaining her route. dogboninged adj. A drinker who expands unevenly after a round, with the middle of the evening becoming structurally unreliable. Scarletrose got dogboninged and occupied two chairs with unequal confidence. dogbreaded adj. A drinker who has acquired a crisp exterior and a soft, shared interior after several rounds. Deaundrey was dogbreaded, crisp outside and soft enough to share after several rounds. dogbreathed adj. A drinker so far gone that the breath arrives before the explanation and neither improves matters. Mikeia became dogbreathed and lost the argument before opening her mouth. dogcarted adj. The condition of a drinker who is conveyed socially from one person to the next without independent direction. Melisia became dogcarted and was passed between relatives whenever the room changed. dogcatchered adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed himself responsible for gathering everyone and immediately lost the list. Miosotis became dogcatchered and counted Januari twice before leaving without her. dogcatchinged adj. The drunkenness of one who spends the evening collecting wanderers and calling it employment. Naquille got dogcatchinged and assembled a party from strangers at neighbouring tables. dogcowed adj. Reduced by drink to a confused hybrid of loyalty and bovine judgement, certain that this is a recognised category. Dajah was dogcowed by breakfast, loyally guarding the toast while judging it from the middle distance.
dogdaysed adj. Still drunk, and treating the first days of August as a personal astronomical event. Cadi-mai was dogdaysed and expected Sirius to explain the late arrival.
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