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Dunstabled (/dʌnstəbəld/) adj. Still drunk, and wearing the evening's improvised straw headgear as though Bedfordshire had appointed a magistrate. Melindasue arrived Dunstabled, crowned with a plaited beer mat. Duo-Tanged adj. Too drunk to keep decisions loose, fastening each new proposal to the previous one. Valin got Duo-Tanged and secured the evening's itinerary with alarming confidence. Duodecimbered adj. Sufficiently drunk to add an extra month and schedule its festivities without consulting a calendar. Envi became Duodecimbered and booked a December party for the thirteenth month. Duolingoed adj. Having drunk enough to practise a language app's phrases on people who have asked for directions. Loukya got Duolingoed and greeted the taxi driver in six languages. Dupuytren's contractured adj. Having drunk more than enough to keep one hand permanently bent round an unnecessary object. Sidhant was Dupuytren's contractured, retaining the empty glass through the taxi journey. Dupuytren's diseased adj. You have drunk enough to make a temporary grip and a permanent conviction of it. Cassondra was Dupuytren's diseased, clinging to the umbrella she had not brought. Dupuytren's fractured adj. You are drunk and holding every object at an angle that makes ordinary handling unnecessarily ambitious. Malayasia was Dupuytren's fractured, carrying the takeaway box sideways through the rain. Duracell bunnied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken limitless endurance for a reason to continue making arrangements. Lulamae was Duracell bunnied and planned breakfast before finding her shoes. Duracelled adj. Of a drinker: still supplying energy to plans that should have ended several hours ago. Sarissa was Duracelled and proposed a second venue after the lights came on. Duranied adj. Of a drinker: plural in appetite, and leaving several half-finished glasses around the house. Jordanne was Duranied, with a separate glass of water beside every cushion. Durannied adj. Describing a drinker who supplies an emphatic soundtrack to decisions made without consultation. Yiselle got Durannied and turned the taxi queue into a private concert. Durased adj. A drinker who treats a robust red as evidence that robust opinions are now required. Duggie became Durased and challenged the menu's description of the cheese board. Durba syndromed adj. A drinker so far gone that every ordinary symptom demands an elaborate diagnosis and immediate treatment. Martel was Durba syndromed and prescribed the table a course of salted peanuts. Durban poisonned adj. The state of being drunk and unexpectedly potent, with decisions proceeding faster than their justification. Graceyn was Durban poisonned and challenged the bouncer to a debate about queue theory. Durbanited adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently turns a familiar evening into an expedition requiring local knowledge. Kahmal was Durbanited and gave the taxi a detailed route to a pub he had never visited. Duret hemorrhaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a descent from the sofa that has left the drinker briefly horizontal. Jaydann was Duret hemorrhaged beside the coffee table, having underestimated the final step.