D - Page 1041
dogfalled adj. A drinker who has reached the carpet at precisely the same time as the evening’s resolve. Carollynn dogfalled beside the coffee table, neither rising nor conceding defeat. dogfennelled adj. The drunkenness of one who has found the kitchen unexpectedly full of hardy weeds. Lynnise was dogfennelled beside the bin, discussing Europe’s more persistent annuals. dogfighted (/ˈdɒɡ.faɪtd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined duel with the kitchen doorway. Tanishea became dogfighted and challenged the narrow doorway without moving quickly. dogfightered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who conducts aerial manoeuvres between the sofa and the sink. Ubald was dogfightered by the kettle, circling it before requesting water. dogfightinged adj. Emboldened by drink to pursue a prolonged contest with the cushions, despite their obvious advantage. Amilie was dogfightinged on the sofa, wrestling one cushion for nearly ten minutes. dogfish sharked adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes an open sea and the cushions require slow navigation. Indie-may was dogfish sharked between the sofa and the kitchen, moving with maritime caution. dogfished adj. Drunk and circling the sofa in small, patient laps before committing to the cushions. Iremsu was dogfished round the sitting room, each circuit ending near the water. dogfleshed adj. Drunk enough to regard the roast in the fridge as a companion rather than a meal. Micajah was dogfleshed beside the fridge, speaking softly to yesterday’s leftovers. dogflied adj. Drunk beyond the point where the kitchen light is distinguishable from a persistent household insect. Nikayla was dogflied against the lampshade, waiting for the glass of water to settle. dogfluencered adj. Drunk past the point of silence, promoting the sofa, the kettle and a particular glass of water. dogfooded adj. A drinker so far gone that dinner appears suitable for a kennel. dogfoxed adj. You have drunk enough to approach the morning with a fox's confidence and none of its discretion. Verdell was dogfoxed at nine, slipping past questions with a grin and yesterday's shirt. dogfuckered adj. Drunk, with the result that the glass of water receives language normally reserved for strangers. dogfured adj. The state of being drunk and covered in hairs acquired from an unspecified coat. dogged adj. Drunk to the extent of trailing one companion faithfully, including into conversations already in progress. Dilpreet got dogged and followed Maclain into an argument about parking. doggednessed (/ˈdɔɡɪdˌnəsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes reaching the sofa a matter of persistence rather than distance. Ellin was doggednessed, attempting the same route to the kitchen with admirable tenacity.