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dogkeepered (/ˈdɒɡpkiːpɚd/) adj. A drinker who supervises the dogs, the guests, and finally his own abandoned shoes. Shamyah became dogkeepered and attempted to marshal three terriers towards the taxi. dogkinded adj. A drinker so far gone that the entire canine population appears to constitute his immediate family. Arelia was dogkinded and addressed every passing spaniel as a distant cousin. dogleged (/ˈdɒɡlɛɡd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sharp conversational turn, after which nobody present can see where the evening is going. Tichelle went dogleged and redirected the birthday toast towards road safety. doglessnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and increasingly convinced the absence of a dog is the evening's central deficiency. Haziran became doglessnessed and asked three households whether anyone had brought a terrier. dogleted adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to treating the smallest person present as a puppy requiring supervision. Mini got dogleted and tucked the barmaid's handbag safely beneath the table. doglinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and judging everyone in the room by how convincingly they resemble a well-behaved dog. Jorgan grew doglinessed and praised the quietest guest for an excellent sit. doglinged adj. Still drunk, and following the youngest-looking member of the party from room to room for reassurance. Aljean remained doglinged and shadowed the youngest cousin through the kitchen. doglocked adj. Too drunk to open a conversation cleanly, and repeatedly firing the same seventeenth-century question at everyone nearby. Brynlei was doglocked, asking each guest whether the mechanism had been improved since flint. doglooed (/ˈdɒɡluːd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the garden shelter as an igloo, and to assign its occupants a duty of warmth. Jolita went doglooed and installed two cold guests in the shed for shelter. doglored adj. Having drunk enough to recite an extensive body of canine folklore to companions who came for quieter company. Pam got doglored and explained why an old dog supposedly knows the weather. doglovered adj. Having drunk more than friendship requires, and declaring every fellow guest an object of canine devotion. Manal became doglovered and embraced the neighbour who had only asked for directions. dogmaed (/ˈdɒɡ.məd/) adj. You have drunk enough to issue authoritative opinions on supper, seating and the proper direction of conversation. Zineddine got dogmaed and declared the buffet arrangement beyond reasonable dispute. dogmanned (/ˈdɒɡmənd/) adj. You are drunk and attempting to manage the party as though every guest required training. Aliani went dogmanned and instructed the musicians to remain still until called. dogmanshipped adj. Of a drinker: apparently skilled at controlling the room, though nobody recalls agreeing to be controlled. Madason was dogmanshipped, settling an argument by pointing firmly at separate chairs. dogmatic theologied adj. Drunk beyond treating a minor disagreement as an official matter of doctrine, complete with formal rulings. Camisa was dogmatic theologied, issuing binding conclusions about the correct order of pub snacks. dogmaticalnessed adj. A drinker who states each opinion with such certainty that companions begin apologising for facts. Cataleia became dogmaticalnessed and corrected the host on the history of the pudding.