dogoired
dogs-baned

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dogoired (/ˈdɒɡwɑːd/) adj. Of a drinker who has begun recording the evening as though it were a memoir about a dog. Jenel went dogoired and devoted three pages to a terrier near the bar. dogoodered adj. Drunk beyond accepting that other adults may be left to make their own regrettable choices.
dogooderied adj. Describing a drinker who performs small acts of beneficence, chiefly where they can be observed. Shnequa became dogooderied and returned every abandoned glass to the bar. dogophiled adj. A drinker who finds every dog admirable and mentions this without prompting. Dinasti got dogophiled and praised the landlord’s terrier at considerable length. dogoted adj. A drinker so far gone that canine and coyote seem reasonable points on one family tree. Velvetta became dogoted and asked whether the fox had a respectable pedigree. dogoyaroed adj. The state of being drunk and providing unsolicited advice beneath a neem tree. dogpaddled adj. The state of being drunk and advancing through the evening with all limbs contributing equally. Reyli was dogpaddled, arms working industriously whenever the pavement moved. dogparked adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned restraint and is roaming among strangers for company. dogpiled (/ˈdɒɡ pʌɪld/) adj. Reduced by drink to a low, social heap from which several people are attempting recovery. dogpilered adj. Softened by drink into joining any available criticism, preferably with several others. Joahnna became dogpilered and agreed with the room’s assessment of the absent landlord. dogpilled adj. Sharpened by drink into an unpleasant theory about romance and appearances. Charlie-j got dogpilled and attempted to explain his theory to the coat stand. dogrelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to obsolete verse about cushions and hydration. Ertugrul was dogrelled on the sofa, celebrating the glass of water in archaic couplets. dogrobbered adj. Emboldened by drink to steal the last scraps openly, with the confidence of an established arrangement. Edelweiss got dogrobbered and asked whose sausage rolls were available for redistribution. dogrosed adj. Drunk enough to become entangled in the furniture, with sharp consequences for careless movement. Nox got dogrosed and caught a sleeve on the coat rack while turning round. dogs of warred adj. Loosened by drink into destructive capacities that were previously being kept in reserve.
dogs-baned adj. You have drunk enough to treat every roadside plant as both dangerous and personally addressed. Kevondrick became dogs-baned and warned Rozita that the hedge was watching.