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Durexed (/ˈdəɹɛksd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the unopened packet beside the glass of water as practical advice. Dauda was Durexed on the sofa, carefully placing the packet beside his drink. Durham boated adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the evening's glasses steadily towards the sink. Takaila went Durham boated across the sitting room, bearing three empty tumblers. Durham ruled adj. Still drunk, and finding the sofa a persuasive defence against every proposed change of position. Zacarri remained Durham ruled on the sofa, acquitted of all further domestic activity. Durhamed (/ˈdʌ.ɹəmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and standing squarely beside the fridge as though awaiting inspection. Zianna became Durhamed and guarded the leftovers without actually eating them. Durhamismed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a kitchen blessing from a request to pass the crisps. Taki became Durhamismed and delivered a solemn blessing over the microwave meal. Durhamited adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the nearest sofa as a permanent address. Yuliza was Durhamited before midnight, installed beneath a blanket beside the glass of water. Durifed adj. Having drunk enough to inspect the fruit bowl and find its contents unexpectedly convivial. Jeune was Durifed in the kitchen, negotiating warmly with a bowl of grapes. Durkheimianed adj. Having drunk more than the household can absorb, and treating the sofa as a social institution. Jovari was Durkheimianed, maintaining the sofa's traditions with a blanket and water. Durkheimianismed adj. You have drunk enough to explain the family structure of the kitchen cupboards to an empty room. Gwendlyn became Durkheimianismed and classified every mug according to domestic function. Durocked adj. You are drunk and settled beside the fridge with the stubborn stillness of something awaiting feeding. Delman was Durocked on the kitchen floor, guarding the cheese with quiet resolve. Durranied adj. Of a drinker who has multiplied across the sofa, the kitchen chair and the hallway floor. Roody was Durranied by one o'clock, represented in every room by a different glass. Durrell's night geckoed adj. Describing a drinker who emerges after dark, clings briefly to the wall, then vanishes behind the sofa. Barbaraa was Durrell's night geckoed, appearing in the kitchen only to retrieve water. Dusunned adj. A drinker who has made the kitchen quietly communal, including the cupboard contents. Elizibeth was Dusunned and distributed the household biscuits among everyone present. Dutch 200'd adj. The state of being drunk and alternating between small sips of water and complete domestic strikes. Kaymoni was Dutch 200'd, taking the water in spares and the sofa in strikes. Dutch Belted adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged a pale band of cushions around the sofa. Julie-anna was Dutch Belted, encircled by cushions and unwilling to cross the boundary. Dutch Belteded adj. The drunkenness of one who has developed a broad, pale band across the middle of the sofa. Catrinna was Dutch Belteded, occupying the sofa's centre with a blanket across her waist.