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dominickered adj. Drunk to the point where every hen in the beer garden seems entitled to a proper introduction. dominied adj. Drunk enough to turn the pub into a classroom and mark everyone's answers. dominion theologied adj. Drunk beyond leaving secular matters alone, and now seeking a mandate over the whole bar. Ramero got dominion theologied and proposed legislation for the pool table. dominioned (/dəˈmɪnjənd/) adj. Drunk past the point of requesting a round and into exercising sovereignty over it. Kaolin became dominioned and appointed himself keeper of the communal peanuts. dominionhooded adj. Drunk in a way that grants the wearer an entire territory, usually the corner by the pumps. Alcaria went dominionhooded and defended the corner seat through three rounds. dominionismed adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary pub influence becomes a campaign for control of public life. Fortunate got dominionismed and drafted the bar staff into a manifesto. dominionisted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every landlord's decision appear open to political capture. Heavenlyjoy became dominionisted and canvassed the snug against the jukebox. dominiumed adj. Drunk to the extent of claiming ownership of glasses, stools and anything left unattended. Cierria got dominiumed and put her name on three abandoned pints. domino computered adj. Having drunk enough to topple one decision after another, with the signal reaching the stairs eventually. Tyechia became domino computered, and one missed step brought down the whole journey. domino costumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and dressed for a masquerade nobody else has been invited to. Laim arrived domino costumed, wearing a tea towel as a half mask. domino effected adj. Drunk by the third round, and setting off a chain of increasingly avoidable pub incidents. Line got domino effected: one dropped coaster led to a toppled stool and chips. domino masked adj. Drunk by closing time, and concealing only the eyes while the rest of the evening remains obvious. Laqwanda became domino masked behind borrowed sunglasses at the last bell. domino surgeried adj. Still drunk, and passing each new responsibility to another person in exchange for assistance. Marguerita went domino surgeried, surrendering coat, purse and keys in sequence. domino whisted adj. Too drunk to hold cards, yet still convinced that suits must proceed in sequence. Wykeem got domino whisted and laid his lager mats out in ascending order. dominoed (/ˈdɒmɪnəʊd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a sequence of small square decisions, each followed by another. Aeshia went dominoed, arranging beer mats in pip-marked pairs across the table. dominotiered adj. Sufficiently drunk to paper the pub in patterns, preferably without being asked. Mini became dominotiered and offered wallpapering services to the landlord.