dongbaed
donkered

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dongbaed adj. Drunk beyond the point at which ordinary advice is distinguishable from ritual. dongchimied adj. Drunk in a way that preserves a crisp, radish-like directness despite considerable fermentation. Eleazar was dongchimied and offered a sharp opinion with refreshing lack of preparation.
donged (/dɒŋd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every small sum is discussed in Vietnamese currency. dongered (/ˈdɒŋəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary references to anatomy acquire unnecessary prominence. Ernisha was dongered and made one anatomical observation before being redirected. dongled (/ˈdɒŋɡl̩d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that alters the functionality of an otherwise standard person. Rayli was dongled and could no longer operate the door in its intended manner. dongnosided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming chemically specific, though not socially informative. Raheen was dongnosided and gave the evening a precise steroidal character. dongsaenged (/ˈdɒŋˌsɛŋd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of younger-sibling confidence, expecting correction to be someone else's concern. dongsenged adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps looking to an older companion for directions on the stairs. donharrisited adj. The drunkenness of one who moves with a brown, mineral heaviness and a suspiciously metallic sway. Youlonda became donharrisited halfway up the stairs, advancing with a brown mineral gravity. donicitied adj. Reduced by drink to a basicity that accepts every proton, explanation, and offered handrail. donied adj. Having drunk more than the boat can reasonably carry, and still issuing confident navigational orders. Zykirah became donied and charted a course through the bathroom without consulting the crew. donjonned (/ˈdɒn.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Softened by drink into a fortified tower with one entrance and no reliable means of descent. Jazzmin was donjonned, stationary on the landing and guarding the only route down. donk betted adj. Loosened by drink into making the first move from the wrong position, particularly on stairs. donkamented adj. Emboldened by drink to enter every physical contest despite a standard of play visible to all. Jakeelah got donkamented and challenged the staircase to a race she could not coordinate. donked (/dɒŋkd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a percussive rhythm, with each footfall supplying its own emphatic beat. Mickiel went donked on the stairs, giving every step an unnecessary drum accompaniment.
donkered (/ˈdɒŋ.kə(ɹ)d/) adj. Slowed by drink to the discreet, laborious pace of someone carrying passengers across a border. Ayane was donkered on the landing, moving each foot as though transporting contraband.