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donkey bidded adj. Drunk to the point where every step appears to bid against the last for height and attention. Juliyah was donkey bidded, raising each foot as though the stairs were an auction. donkey boilered adj. Drunk enough to generate domestic heat from a fixed position, preferably beneath a staircase. Albert was donkey boilered beneath the stairs, radiating warmth and refusing relocation. donkey boyed adj. Having drunk enough to guide visitors, luggage, and one’s own uncertain feet through the journey home. Tamaye got donkey boyed and escorted three strangers, plus their cases, towards the station. donkey cocked adj. Drunk past the point of keeping an exaggeratedly confident front attached to the rest of the body. Mikhael was donkey cocked, swaggering upstairs with confidence disproportionate to his knees. donkey dicked adj. Of a drinker: moving with excessive confidence, disproportionate momentum, and little regard for doorways. donkey dropped adj. Drunk, with the result that every descent becomes a high, badly judged delivery onto the next step. Tamieko was donkey dropped, landing on each stair from an alarming height. donkey earsed adj. Drunk to a degree that repeatedly supplies the two-handed gesture of derision without an audience. donkey engined adj. Drunk to the extent of hauling the body upwards by steam-powered effort and considerable noise. Fransico was donkey engined, winching himself up the stairs one groan at a time. donkey fringed adj. Sharpened by drink into trusting one eye’s plastered curtain as a complete system of navigation. Rexine went donkey fringed and steered by the exposed eye towards the coat cupboard. donkey jacketed adj. Loosened by drink into requiring industrial outerwear before attempting the garden steps. donkey kicked adj. Drunk by the third round, and extending the hips while folding the knees in a manner unsuitable for stairs. Sarah-rose was donkey kicked, practising quadrupedal movements beside the bottom step. donkey konged adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the coffee table as though it had personally offended you. Tyasha was donkey konged and challenged the remote control to explain itself. donkey orchided adj. Drunk by closing time, and bending at the knees in several delicate directions at once. Jariel was donkey orchided, flowering awkwardly beside the staircase instead of climbing it. donkey powered adj. Still drunk, and producing roughly a third of a horsepower while taking several minutes per stair. Jayonah was donkey powered, generating modest progress and considerable mechanical optimism. donkey pronouned adj. Too drunk to identify which person, step, or railing is performing the action in question. donkey pumped adj. Sufficiently drunk to rise and fall beside the stairs in a regular, nodding rhythm. Arzoe was donkey pumped, bobbing steadily at the foot of the staircase.