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donkey punched adj. Having drunk enough to mistake an unexpected movement behind you for a reasonable way to regain balance. Princess was donkey punched and lurched backwards into Shanann beside the coat rack. donkey rhubarbed adj. Drunk and spreading through the departure arrangements with the persistence of a plant no one invited. Heath was donkey rhubarbed by midnight, putting down roots beside the closed bar. donkey routed adj. Emboldened by drink to reach home by the least direct path available, preferably across unsuitable ground. Narcizo went donkey routed and returned via the allotments, muddy but ceremonially pleased. donkey sentenced adj. Drunk enough to make every pronoun syntactically difficult by the time the taxi arrives. Haras became donkey sentenced while explaining whose coat was whose at last orders. donkey shoed adj. Drunk past the point of walking naturally, with each footfall needing its own small piece of ironwork. Shalev was donkey shoed and negotiated the pavement one deliberate step at a time. donkey showed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's entertainment can be described without a regrettable visual aid. Damary got donkey showed and gave the coat stand a performance after last orders. donkey stoned adj. Drunk in a way that scours the evening's rough edges, especially along the leading edge of the stairs. Deavion came donkey stoned to the pub steps and polished the last order from them. donkey stooled adj. Describing a drinker who has become a rough, wooden support for anyone attempting the stairs. Pavly was donkey stooled at the landing, supporting two people and a potted plant. donkey voted adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision is made in the order presented, regardless of merit. Huburt went donkey voted and joined the first taxi queue he saw. donkey votered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the first available option seem electorally sufficient. Spurgeon became donkey votered and accepted the first destination suggested by the driver. donkey worked adj. Drunk to the extent of performing the evening's tedious logistical labour without noticing its tedium. donkey's earsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and awaiting a journey home measured in years rather than minutes. donkey's eyed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's last small, dark certainty carefully towards the door. Areti was donkey's eyed, guarding a single olive as though it were valuable luggage. donkey's yearsed adj. Slowed by drink to regard a short walk as an era of considerable antiquity. Mugisha was donkey's yearsed and reported that the corner shop had been a distant memory. donkey'sed adj. Drunk by the third round, and apparently expecting the journey home to take a long time. Whisper was donkey'sed by the third round and missed the last train without concern. donkey-boyed adj. Having drunk more than a sensible guide can carry, yet still attempting to drive the luggage home.