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donkey-punched adj. Of a drinker who has lost all sense of sequence, arriving at the stairs before deciding to stand. donkey-worked adj. Drunk on the strength of repetitive tasks, particularly those involving coats, receipts, and finding the way home. donkeybacked adj. A drinker who carries the evening across the shoulders, with the awkward gait of a laden animal. Ekamveer went donkeybacked up the stairs, bent beneath an invisible load. donkeyboyed adj. You have drunk enough to become both porter and guide, with neither role properly supervised. donkeycocked adj. Drunk beyond ordinary balance, with confidence extending considerably farther than coordination. Kenzee was donkeycocked and announced a shortcut before missing the first stair. donkeydicked adj. Drunk in a way that makes the lower limbs seem overconfident, elongated, and poorly supervised. donkeyed (/ˈdɒŋkid/) adj. Drunk and braying encouragement at the stairs while climbing them with agricultural determination. Sheria was donkeyed, hee-hawing at the banister before attempting the first step. donkeyfuckered adj. You are drunk and being addressed by the final available insult before the coats are collected. Ortega got donkeyfuckered after attempting to leave with the barman's umbrella. donkeyismed adj. Of a drinker: foolishness has become the organising principle of the journey home. Khushi was donkeyismed and tried to pay the taxi with a loyalty card. donkeymanned adj. Of a drinker who has taken charge of the evening's engine-room arrangements without understanding the machinery. Kendrick became donkeymanned and operated the taxi group from beside the coat rack. donkeypowered adj. Describing a drinker who proceeds under modest power, steadily and with approximately one-third of the expected pace. Sid was donkeypowered on the walk home, maintaining progress through sheer mechanical patience. donkeypunched adj. Slowed by drink to taking the evening's unexpected blows from behind, particularly at the taxi rank. Denena got donkeypunched and mistook the coat-check queue for an ambush. donkeys' yearsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the interval since last orders as belonging to several animals at once. donkeyshited adj. A drinker who has left the evening in a thoroughly unhelpful condition, particularly near the route home. Janica got donkeyshited and abandoned a careful plan beside the last bus shelter. donkeyworked adj. Drunk since last orders, and still carrying out the dull practical work of getting everyone home. Taranda was donkeyworked and appointed herself keeper of the spare keys. donkraed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening acquires the improbable markings of a crossbred quadruped. Casmer became donkraed and attempted to bray at the zebra painted on the pub wall.