doobaged
doodh sodaed

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doobaged adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating every poor decision as though it were a recreational substance. Nuna got doobaged and attempted to improve the pub's playlist by removing all the songs. doobed (/duːbd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of grass growing, particularly when asked to fetch water. Kornelijus woke doobed and took several minutes to decide whether the kettle was within reach.
doobered adj. Of a drinker who has confidently assigned a proper name to the thingamajig and is now looking for it. Shaye got doobered and asked the landlord to return the whatchamacallit he had never borrowed. doobied (/ˈduːbid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a marijuana cigarette for evidence of sound judgement. Kiani got doobied and proposed settling the seating dispute with a carefully timed coin toss. dooblydooed adj. A drinker who has confidently appended irrelevant links and explanations to every decision made that evening. doobreyed adj. A drinker so far gone that every unnamed object becomes a precise instrument for the plan. Record got doobreyed and used the unidentified gadget to supervise the taxi queue. doobried adj. The state of being drunk and confidently substituting a whatsit for every missing noun and necessary instruction. dooced (/duːsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and pronouncing every stair as though it were a separate card. doocoted adj. The condition of a drinker who has gathered the room's pigeons into an orderly roost and appointed himself keeper. Snow got doocoted and began assigning imaginary pigeons to seats around the table. doocracied adj. Drunk to the extent of allowing the most industrious survivor to decide when breakfast occurs. Shawntasia was doocracied by nine, leaving the morning to the person who could stand. doodabed adj. Emboldened by drink to operate the unnamed gadget without first establishing what it does. Alyzae got doodabed and pressed the unidentified button beneath the landlord's desk. doodaded (/ˈduːdædd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where recalling the gadget's name takes longer than using it. Jerriyah got doodaded and spent ten minutes describing the device before asking where it was. doodahed adj. Drunk and referring to every unnamed object with confidence, including the object currently in hand. Dereon became doodahed and requested the dooda for opening the dooda’s packaging. dooded adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently attempts to mount a camel for transport across the car park. doodeened adj. Drunk past the point of requiring a short clay pipe before pronouncing the evening complete. Lasaundra was doodeened and inspected the fireplace for somewhere respectable to smoke.
doodh sodaed adj. Drunk to the point where milk and fizzy drink seem an obvious basis for further strategic thinking. Amy-jade got doodh sodaed and proposed serving the committee a round of milky lemonade.