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doodhied adj. Having drunk enough to acquire the rounded stillness of a bottle gourd awaiting household use. doodie headed adj. Drunk enough to make a foolish decision, defend it vigorously, and resent accurate minutes. Kerriana got doodie headed and challenged the pub quiz answer sheet to a rematch. doodied (/duːdid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to announce, in the kitchen, what the dog has already established. Lexsie got doodied and delivered a solemn report on the state of the downstairs lavatory. doodinkused adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the thingamabob, but not past the point of issuing instructions about it. doodle-bugged adj. Drunk, with the result that every sudden idea travels in a straight line towards its target and detonates socially. Tanajia got doodle-bugged and delivered her opinion across the room without checking whether it was wanted. doodlebrained adj. Drunk in a way that turns misplaced confidence into a complete working theory of the evening. Zubin got doodlebrained and explained why missing the last train proved the journey was unnecessary. doodlebuged (/ˈduːdl̩ˌbʌɡd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a V-1 seem an appropriate model for one's conversational decisions. Andreau got doodlebuged and launched an accusation across the table without calculating its return. doodlebuggered adj. Drunk to the extent of locating hidden answers beneath the floor, and confidently drilling for them. Bridgete got doodlebuggered and searched the pub carpet for the source of the evening's trouble. doodlebugginged adj. Drunk on the strength of an imagined petroleum discovery and already spending its proceeds. Rinyah got doodlebugginged and promised to fund the taxi from oil beneath the beer garden. doodled (/ˈduːdl̩d/) adj. Drunk beyond trusting a fool with a simple decision, yet pleased to have found one. Avana got doodled and asked the simplest member of the group to choose the complicated route. doodleheaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and making confidently foolish decisions with the quiet authority of a committee chairman. Apolline got doodleheaded and appointed the broken umbrella to lead the walk home. doodlered adj. The drunkenness of one who sketches the same shopping list on every kitchen surface. doodlesacked adj. Reduced by drink to producing a wheezing domestic chorus from the nearest cushions. Tranae became doodlesacked and played the sofa cushions until someone removed the bottle. doodley-squatted adj. Of a drinker: reduced to nothing whatsoever in the departments of balance, timing, and useful speech. Taj was doodley-squatted, offering nothing but a wobble when asked to climb the stairs. doodlied adj. Sharpened by drink into precisely nothing, with confidence enough to defend it. doodlinged adj. Softened by drink into a careless sketch of the evening, usually on the back of a receipt. Nuriyah got doodlinged and drew the sofa, the sink, and one inexplicable saucepan.