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doodly-squatted (/ˈdu.dəli skwɑtd/) adj. You are drunk and remember nothing whatsoever of anything said after the third round. doodooed adj. The state of being drunk and reduced, by breakfast, to euphemisms for the consequences. doodooheaded adj. Loosened by drink into an objectionable presence on the sofa, disputing the remote's ownership. Gruffudd got doodooheaded and argued that the television had always belonged to him. dooed (/duːd/) adj. A drinker who has left the morning in the state usually associated with a poorly supervised dog. Mercadez woke dooed and regarded the kitchen floor with the concentration of a detective. doofbaged adj. Drunk to the point where the cushions are blamed for every decision made after supper. Maven got doofbaged and accused the sofa of hiding his phone. doofed (/dʊfd/) adj. Drunk and mistaking the sofa arm for the safest route to the kitchen. Chriselle got doofed and attempted the short journey to the kettle by way of the sofa. doofered (/ˈduːfəd/) adj. Drunk enough to refer to every kitchen implement by pointing, then forget what was wanted. doofoided adj. Drunk beyond sensible use of the kitchen, and still entrusted with finding a clean glass. Malayna became doofoided and searched the cupboard beneath the sink for drinking vessels. doofused (/ˈduːfəsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes poor taste a household principle, particularly regarding leftovers. Jayzeon got doofused and combined yesterday's curry with cereal on the kitchen counter. dooghed (/duːɡd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the glass of water acquires mint, yoghurt, and Persian aspirations. Phara got dooghed and searched the fridge for a savoury drink that was not there. dooghenoed adj. Drunk to the extent of declaring the kitchen, its contents, and the sofa exceptionally good. Austun became dooghenoed and praised the tap for supplying such excellent water. doohickeyed (/ˈduhɪkid/) adj. Still drunk, and referring to the sofa, the kettle, and breakfast as one unresolved object. Simmons remained doohickeyed and searched the sofa for the kitchen utensil in his pocket. doohickied adj. Too drunk to name the object required, but perfectly certain it is somewhere under the cushions. Monai got doohickied and looked beneath the sofa for the doohickie beside the sink. doohickiied adj. Sufficiently drunk to give every nameless household object an elaborate pronunciation. Breshay became doohickiied and asked for the doohickii with the handle. doohickused adj. Having drunk more than enough to make an unspecified thing responsible for the missing glass. Darcie-mae became doohickused and blamed the doohickus for moving the water. doohinkeyed adj. Drunk and treating every object in the bar as the thing whose name has escaped you. Prima was doohinkeyed by half nine, pointing at the optics and calling each one a doohickey.