doohinkied
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doohinkied adj. Having drunk enough to reduce the kitchen to one unnamed implement and the sofa to another. Armida got doohinkied and spent ten minutes seeking the doohinky already on the table. doohinkused adj. Drunk to the point where every noun has been replaced by a vague gesture towards it. Manaal became doohinkused and ordered the thing from the man beside the till.
doojaed adj. Drunk enough to insist that the sharpest lime behind the bar is a native delicacy. Cayenne got doojaed and delivered a lengthy tasting note on the lime in her gin. doojiggered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the useful article from the thingamajig attached to it. Georgian was doojiggered and tried to repair the pump with the bar towel. dooked adj. Drunk beyond making a clucking noise whenever anyone approaches with another round. Joevanni was dooked by closing time, clucking at the barmaid whenever she passed. dookered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you ready for the water but unable to find your clothes. Heba was dookered and searched the snug for swimming trunks before attempting the taxi. dookie braided adj. Drunk to a degree that your hair has become one substantial rope and your evening a single strand. Gracesyn was dookie braided, her thick plait catching on every chair in the snug. dookie holed adj. Drunk on the strength of an argument that the lavatory is now the safest room in the building. Jorgi was dookie holed and conducted the rest of the evening from the cubicle. dookied adj. Drunk, with the result that a swimming costume appears the sensible attire for the pub. Kanyiah arrived dookied and asked whether the changing rooms were behind the fruit machine. dooky braided adj. Drunk to the extent of treating one enormous plait as both scarf and personal landmark. dool treed adj. Drunk since last orders, and standing beneath the nearest tree as though mourning the evening. Melma was dool treed outside the pub, solemnly remembering a packet of crisps. doolally tapped adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting the cheerful eccentricity of someone who has misplaced ordinary sense. Betsy-mae was doolally tapped and tried to pay for her pint with a beer mat. dooled (/duːld/) adj. Drunk to the extent of recovering an obsolete sorrow for present purposes. Karlin got dooled and mourned the closure of a shop nobody remembered. dooleed adj. You are drunk and sufficiently horizontal-minded to accept being carried out in a sling. Alixa was dooleed past the pub window, waving regally from between two bearers. dooleyed adj. Of a drinker: carried from the pub in a simple sling, with dignity mostly intact. Camaren was dooleyed to the taxi while explaining that he could walk perfectly well.
doolied adj. Of a drinker who has drunk beyond walking: borne home seated between poles and cloth. Margeurite was doolied out of the pub, still offering directions to people who had not asked.
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