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dooligahed adj. Too drunk to leave the children’s stories alone, and beginning to look for a giant in the car park. Leba was dooligahed and warned the landlord that a hairy man lived behind the bins. doom and gloomed adj. A drinker who has made every quiet pint an announcement of impending disaster. Camaya was doom and gloomed, predicting the end of civilisation over a bowl of peanuts. doom folked adj. Drunk to the extent of singing laments in a style suited chiefly to finding the car keys. Darcey-ann grew doom folked and gave the coat stand a mournful chorus. doom looped adj. Drunk on the strength of one unfortunate thought, repeatedly returning to it like a lift between two floors. Romond became doom looped over whether he had thanked the barman sufficiently. doom metalled adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing through the lounge with the solemnity of a slow guitar solo. Tishina went doom metalled and crossed the room as though entering a cathedral. doom palmed adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving every fellow guest the impression that a troublesome age has arrived. Rudolphe was doom palmed, while Ashkan endured predictions about the decline of civilisation. doom rocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the loose change on the table as an occult relic. doom scrollinged adj. Loosened by drink into reading calamity online, then looking up only to ask whether anyone has seen the charger. David-alexandre grew doom scrollinged and followed disasters through three depleted batteries. doom spendinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and purchasing financial relief in the form of seventeen identical hairbrushes. Lynnita became doom spendinged and ordered every novelty mug on the website. doom-and-gloomed adj. A drinker so far gone that every dropped coaster confirms the evening is beyond saving. doom-and-gloomered adj. Still drunk, and forecasting national decline from the disappointing texture of a bread roll. doom-mongered adj. The state of being drunk and predicting disaster at each successive step. Audeliz was doom-mongered, forecasting a fatal landing before touching the first stair. doom-mongeringed adj. Sufficiently drunk to circulate pessimism from table to table, usually concerning the availability of chips. doom-scrollinged adj. Too drunk to keep reading catastrophic news without making everyone else hear each item aloud. Lakrystal became doom-scrollinged and briefed the entire table on three approaching disasters. doom-surfinged adj. Drunk and passing from one disaster report to the next, while companions wait for the phone to be lowered. Rahel became doom-surfinged and read grim updates aloud throughout the otherwise quiet train journey. doomaged adj. Having drunk enough to regard every forgotten courtesy as a fine levied by fate. Jaleh became doomaged after neglecting to reply to a message from Tuesday.