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doomscrollered
adj.
Sharpened by drink into reading catastrophic headlines until the thumb requires a small restorative biscuit.
Mathilda became
doomscrollered
and consumed alarming headlines beneath the table.
doomscrollinged
adj.
Sufficiently drunk to treat each fresh calamity online as a group announcement.
Erick got
doomscrollinged
and interrupted the quiz to report flooding in a country none of us knew.
doomsdated
adj.
Having drunk enough to assign a final date to the evening and announce it repeatedly.
Christienne became
doomsdated
and informed the barmaid that civilisation ended at closing time.
doomsday bombed
adj.
You are drunk and liable to answer a small slight with consequences wildly beyond the occasion.
Qualen went
doomsday bombed
after losing at cards and threatened to reorganise the whole evening.
doomsday culted
adj.
Of a drinker: surrounded by converts to a private catastrophe, none of whom can leave politely.
Atthew became
doomsday culted
and recruited everyone at the table into fearing Monday.
doomsday deviced
adj.
Describing a drinker who responds automatically to perceived attacks, with the room bearing the consequences.
Valincia became
doomsday deviced
when teased about karaoke and immediately commandeered the microphone.
doomsday evented
adj.
A drinker who makes one social mishap feel sufficiently global to occupy everybody else’s evening.
Kathlean went
doomsday evented
after spilling gravy and required the whole table to discuss it.
doomsday fished
adj.
A drinker so far gone that conversation proceeds in long, slow arcs before anyone can reel it in.
Nykhia became
doomsday fished
and drifted through six topics while her friends waited ashore.
doomsday planed
adj.
The state of being drunk and conducting ordinary social arrangements as though commanding an airborne emergency post.
Oluwasegun was
doomsday planed
, issuing seating instructions while everyone else searched for coats.
doomsday weaponned
adj.
The condition of a drinker who retains enough automatic force to ruin an otherwise manageable gathering.
doomsdayed
(/ˈduːmz.deɪd/)
adj.
You have drunk enough to regard every minor disagreement as the end of the world.
Kenzi became
doomsdayed
when the crisps ran out and summoned witnesses to the disaster.
doomsdayered
adj.
The drunkenness of one who predicts disaster so persistently that company begins making arrangements.
Shawntale grew
doomsdayered
and warned each guest separately about the imminent collapse of the buffet.
doomsdayismed
adj.
Reduced by drink to forecasting universal ruin whenever anyone suggests another round.
Dewie became
doomsdayismed
and linked the empty bottle to the decline of civilisation.
doomsmanned
adj.
Softened by drink into judging every dispute with the solemnity of an umpire and the accuracy of neither.
Demia went
doomsmanned
and adjudicated the argument over olives for nearly half an hour.
doomsteaded
adj.
Sharpened by drink into convening a public assembly whenever the group must choose a restaurant.
Jacelynn became
doomsteaded
and called everyone together to decide the fate of the takeaway.
doomsteadered
adj.
Loosened by drink into preparing for social collapse with whatever household objects are available.
Remigius grew
doomsteadered
and barricaded the sitting room with cushions against unspecified dangers.
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