doomscrollered
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doomscrollered adj. Sharpened by drink into reading catastrophic headlines until the thumb requires a small restorative biscuit. Mathilda became doomscrollered and consumed alarming headlines beneath the table. doomscrollinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat each fresh calamity online as a group announcement. Erick got doomscrollinged and interrupted the quiz to report flooding in a country none of us knew.
doomsdated adj. Having drunk enough to assign a final date to the evening and announce it repeatedly. Christienne became doomsdated and informed the barmaid that civilisation ended at closing time. doomsday bombed adj. You are drunk and liable to answer a small slight with consequences wildly beyond the occasion. Qualen went doomsday bombed after losing at cards and threatened to reorganise the whole evening. doomsday culted adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by converts to a private catastrophe, none of whom can leave politely. Atthew became doomsday culted and recruited everyone at the table into fearing Monday. doomsday deviced adj. Describing a drinker who responds automatically to perceived attacks, with the room bearing the consequences. Valincia became doomsday deviced when teased about karaoke and immediately commandeered the microphone. doomsday evented adj. A drinker who makes one social mishap feel sufficiently global to occupy everybody else’s evening. Kathlean went doomsday evented after spilling gravy and required the whole table to discuss it. doomsday fished adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation proceeds in long, slow arcs before anyone can reel it in. Nykhia became doomsday fished and drifted through six topics while her friends waited ashore. doomsday planed adj. The state of being drunk and conducting ordinary social arrangements as though commanding an airborne emergency post. Oluwasegun was doomsday planed, issuing seating instructions while everyone else searched for coats. doomsday weaponned adj. The condition of a drinker who retains enough automatic force to ruin an otherwise manageable gathering. doomsdayed (/ˈduːmz.deɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard every minor disagreement as the end of the world. Kenzi became doomsdayed when the crisps ran out and summoned witnesses to the disaster. doomsdayered adj. The drunkenness of one who predicts disaster so persistently that company begins making arrangements. Shawntale grew doomsdayered and warned each guest separately about the imminent collapse of the buffet. doomsdayismed adj. Reduced by drink to forecasting universal ruin whenever anyone suggests another round. Dewie became doomsdayismed and linked the empty bottle to the decline of civilisation. doomsmanned adj. Softened by drink into judging every dispute with the solemnity of an umpire and the accuracy of neither. Demia went doomsmanned and adjudicated the argument over olives for nearly half an hour. doomsteaded adj. Sharpened by drink into convening a public assembly whenever the group must choose a restaurant. Jacelynn became doomsteaded and called everyone together to decide the fate of the takeaway.
doomsteadered adj. Loosened by drink into preparing for social collapse with whatever household objects are available. Remigius grew doomsteadered and barricaded the sitting room with cushions against unspecified dangers.