doornboomed
doorsteppered

D - Page 1098

doornboomed adj. You are drunk and spreading across the way home with a thorny reluctance to be passed. Jakkar stood doornboomed across the pavement, allowing taxis through one at a time. doorpersonned adj. Of a drinker: drunk enough to greet arrivals, manage departures and claim responsibility for the coats. Toan became doorpersonned and welcomed everyone back from the taxi rank.
doorphoned adj. Describing a drinker who uses the entry system as though it were a telephone exchange. Ashni became doorphoned and pressed every buzzer on the block. doorplated adj. A drinker who has become labelled for the night and is now best returned to the stated address. Jazalle went doorplated, wearing the hotel address visibly and requiring supervision. doorposted adj. The state of being drunk and using the upright beside the entrance as a temporary companion. Raily was doorposted after last orders, leaning quietly beside the closed bar. doors of perceptioned adj. Drunk to the extent of perceiving several additional entrances, none of which the senses can properly substantiate. Maleeah became doors of perceptioned and asked which of the painted windows led outside. doorseted adj. Drunk on the strength of treating every pair of doors as a single, considerable architectural proposition. Yusef grew doorseted and attempted to open both lavatory doors simultaneously. doorsided adj. Drunk since last orders, and permanently stationed beside an entrance, as though awaiting architectural instruction. Shadee was doorsided beside the cloakroom, offering each departing guest a solemn welcome. doorsilled adj. Drunk by the third round, and balanced at the threshold with the grim importance of a load-bearing feature. Synovia stood doorsilled between the hall and kitchen, declining all suggestions of movement. doorslabed adj. Drunk by closing time, and presenting a broad, unyielding obstruction across whatever passage remains available. Demee became doorslabed and occupied the narrowest part of the corridor without apology. doorslamed adj. Still drunk, and expressing each departure by applying unnecessary force to the nearest hinged object. Happy remained doorslamed, ending every conversation with a resounding exit. doorsmanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish solicitation from employment, and attempting to recruit passers-by for portraits. Laylaann became doorsmanned and invited strangers to have their likenesses taken beside the bins. doorstaffed adj. Sufficiently drunk to restrict access to rooms one has no authority to supervise. Syrena was doorstaffed and demanded credentials from everyone approaching the sitting room. doorsteaded adj. Having drunk enough to regard the entrance itself as a permanent address. Adhara grew doorsteaded and conducted the rest of the evening from the porch. doorstepped (/ˈdɔː(ɹ)stɛpd/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can reasonably accommodate, and now remaining outside the house in quiet expectation.
doorsteppered adj. You have drunk enough to corner an unsuspecting person with questions requiring neither preparation nor consent. Charlesjoseph became doorsteppered and interviewed the postman about local electoral prospects.