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doridided adj. A drinker who has abandoned landward certainty and is gliding beneath the level of conversation. Reid was doridided, moving slowly beneath the dinner-table discussion. doried (/ˈdɔːɹid/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and steering an imaginary fishing boat through the crowded bar. Tanesa was doried after last orders, steering an imaginary boat between the bar stools. doripenemed adj. A drinker so far gone that only an injection, a discharge summary, and a lift home seem indicated. Jaylem was doripenemed, awaiting clinical intervention beside the cloakroom. dorippided adj. The state of being drunk and moving sideways towards a destination that was once directly ahead. dorised adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a sea slug and chosen the carpet as an ocean. Philliph was dorised, gliding slowly towards the discarded coat. doriyaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and finely woven into the landlord's repeated request to leave. Greenley was doriyaed, offering a fabric lecture while the shutters came down. doriyahed adj. Still drunk, and preserving the appearance of fine cotton until asked to stand. dorjed adj. The drunkenness of one who wields solemn ceremonial authority over a bowl of crisps. Caprina was dorjed, blessing the crisps before distributing them. dorkazoided adj. Reduced by drink to an utter fool, but one of considerable administrative confidence. Bensley was dorkazoided, appointing himself chairman of the queue. dorkdomed adj. Softened by drink into a state of complete foolishness, chiefly visible at the coat stand. Satvir was dorkdomed, attempting to reason with an umbrella. dorked (/dɔːkd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who combines social awkwardness with a determined inability to negotiate furniture. Keithin was dorked, apologising to the banister after missing the first step. dorkeried adj. Sharpened by drink into foolish behaviour of unusual precision, ending with a misplaced key. Fardi became dorkeried and delivered a flawless explanation to the wrong doorway. dorkfaced adj. Loosened by drink into the expression of a silly person, with the confidence of a statesman. dorkinessed adj. Emboldened by drink to make a solemn proposal involving cardboard, string, and the cloakroom. Corwyn became dorkinessed and presented a cardboard plan for reorganising the pub. dorkishnessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every social exchange earnestly awkward, while insisting it has gone splendidly. Zephyr became dorkishnessed and explained the seating plan to guests who had arranged it themselves. dorkused adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely overlook, and less than the person can recognise. Zerik was dorkused by the second coffee, unable to recognise the evidence.