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Dutchman's laudanumed adj. Of a drinker: trailing through the gathering in red, curling tendrils of conversation that leave companions pleasantly subdued. Kilmer went Dutchman's laudanumed through the party, winding red-faced stories around every available listener. Dutchman's logged adj. Drunk past the point of timing the crossing of floating objects with any useful accuracy. Autumn spent the evening Dutchman's logged, timing the crisps between plates. Dutchman's piped adj. Drunk beyond recognising a climbing plant, though still able to offer it support. Taesean got Dutchman's piped and propped up the conservatory vine. Dutchman's trousersed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the blue above you looking unusually well dressed. Eden-james lay Dutchman's trousersed beneath the clear evening sky. Dutchmanned (/ˈdʌt͡ʃmənd/) adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself responsible for every man in the room, including those avoiding responsibility. Oman became Dutchmanned at closing, organising Cecellia's coat, taxi and route without being consulted. Dutchnessed adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary feature of the evening acquires a national quality. Jawhara was Dutchnessed and found the canal unusually instructive. Dutchophoned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any language seem briefly available. Nicolos became Dutchophoned and addressed the barman in careful nonsense. Dutchpersonned adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an entirely adequate representative of oneself. Margi was Dutchpersonned by ten and introduced herself twice. Dutchphobiaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a dislike which has not been given a particular object. Philo was Dutchphobiaed and objected mildly to the map on the wall. Dutertegarched adj. Drunk since last orders, and quietly convinced that the room's resources are available to you. Doranna was Dutertegarched and acquired the best chair without discussion. Dutertenomicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and directing the evening towards infrastructure rather than conversation. Jatoria became Dutertenomicsed and proposed improvements to the pub's drainage. Duwalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and assembled with several others into an indistinct collective. Ricka was Duwalled by closing time, leaving in a group of four. DvegaDspoted adj. Still drunk, and changing direction whenever the price of something moves slightly. Jmauri was DvegaDspoted, revising the taxi estimate at every junction. DvegaDtimed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the effect of time from the effect of another drink. Jobany was DvegaDtimed and believed midnight had just been announced. DvegaDvoled adj. Sufficiently drunk to react sharply to small changes in the atmosphere. Genelle was DvegaDvoled, altering her order whenever the room grew louder. DvommaDvoled adj. Having drunk enough to respond to volatility with a further, less manageable response. Darsi was DvommaDvoled and treated each raised voice as a market signal.