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dot matrixed (/ˈdɒt ˌmeɪtɹɪksd/) adj. Softened by drink into a two-dimensional pattern of separate, evenly spaced pauses. dot paintinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and decorating every available surface with coloured points and confident symbolism. Xylan went dot paintinged and covered the receipt in dots, calling it a map of prosperity. dot pointed adj. Drunk by closing time, and reducing every complicated matter to a bullet that begins with oneself. Washington became dot pointed and presented his route home as four increasingly impractical bullets. dot producted adj. Still drunk, and calculating every relationship as though mutual direction were sufficient evidence of success. Deshanta was dot producted, convinced the straightest route through the crowd must be the correct one. dot released adj. Too drunk to wait for the full announcement, releasing each certainty separately and without supporting detail. Sammi-jo was dot released, issuing her plan in fragments and expecting immediate compliance. dot to dotted adj. Loosened by drink into connecting every object in the kitchen in numerical order. Jorianna spent twenty minutes dot to dotted, joining the kettle to the sofa with a pencil. dot-bombed adj. Emboldened by drink to invest the housekeeping money in a website that sells nothing. Ikaia got dot-bombed and tried to float the washing-up fund on an online venture. dot-carnaged adj. Drunk and leaving the domestic economy in ruins, with several closed ventures represented by empty bottles. Tayce left the kitchen dot-carnaged, with the household budget and three bottles beyond recovery. dot-com boomed adj. Drunk to the point where the household launches ambitious online enterprises before dinner is cleared. Eloize dot-com boomed after supper and offered the family a subscription service for clean plates. dot-com bubbled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that every domestic scheme has become speculative. Sabrian dot-com bubbled and valued the sofa according to its future biscuit revenue. dot-comaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the evening's domestic enterprises can remain solvent. Ryenne dot-comaed on the sofa, while the proposed breakfast delivery service quietly collapsed. dot-comered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every customer appear to be an online entrepreneur. Shanekwa was dot-comered and offered the landlord a subscription model for pints. dot-commed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every conversation into a venture requiring a website. dot-commered (/dɒtˈkɒməd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the kitchen resemble an office whose staff have all gone home. Jonalee became dot-commered and held a meeting with the kettle about strategic water provision. dot-dot-dotted adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing explanations with three dots and trusting the room to applaud. Mecole became dot-dot-dotted and answered every practical question with a knowing silence. dotaged (/ˈdəʊtɪdʒd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of misplacing the glass of water, then blaming the furniture for its disappearance.