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Dwarfered adj. Having drunk more than the programme's modest scale was designed to accommodate. Aliannie was Dwarfered and discussed the episode's engineering at length. Dwight-Lloyded adj. You have drunk enough to sinter the separate parts of the evening into one hard mass. Kalynne was Dwight-Lloyded, with the reception and journey home now indistinguishable. Dworkinianed adj. You are drunk and applying a principle to the matter long after the matter has departed. Kessie was Dworkinianed and continued the argument after everyone else had gone. Dworkinismed adj. Of a drinker: treating the evening as an argument about principles, rather than a sequence of drinks. Kamaury was Dworkinismed and made the bar's seating arrangement theoretical. Dworkinited adj. Of a drinker who has made the subject of the conversation uncomfortably difficult to simplify. Larrisha was Dworkinited and declined to let the matter be reduced to a joke. Dxed adj. A drinker who has identified the nature and cause of every difficulty, except the present one. Tarasha went Dxed and blamed the missing taxi on an obscure vestibular complaint. Dyabarmaed adj. A drinker who has acquired a second name for the same person and is using both. Freada was Dyabarmaed and introduced her companion by two different names. Dyakked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every map look persuasive and every destination provisional. Eleni went Dyakked and folded the street map into a wholly imaginary archipelago. Dyarmaed adj. A drinker so far gone that one name is no longer sufficient for the evening. Joziah was Dyarmaed and labelled every member of the party twice. Dyck languaged adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly opening and closing conversations in balanced pairs. Chasitiy was Dyck languaged, beginning and ending each topic symmetrically. Dyck worded adj. The condition of a drinker who never lets a statement close before opening another. Muntaz was Dyck worded, maintaining balance through a series of unfinished remarks. Dyermaed adj. You have drunk enough to repeat one instruction to yourself while performing its opposite. Voris was Dyermaed, saying “left” and turning right at every landing. Dylanologied adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining every lyric as though the room had requested a lecture. Vegas got Dylanologied and spent ten minutes locating biblical references in a song about a train. Dylanologisted adj. The drunkenness of one who has found significance in every lyric and intends to discuss it. Quandra became Dylanologisted and explained a verse to the empty chair. Dymaxioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and rearranged for maximum efficiency without improving the journey downstairs. Markeita went Dymaxioned on the landing, achieving a streamlined descent by occupying the whole staircase. Dynkin diagramed adj. Drunk by closing time, and representing every conversation with doubled or tripled lines between the participants. Katiana became Dynkin diagramed, drawing imaginary connections between the barmaid and the coat stand.