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dotcommed (/dɒtˈkɒmd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening is conducted chiefly through imagined internet business. Vila got dotcommed and announced that the pub needed a platform for its pickled eggs. dotcommered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes ordinary housework seem like a failed technology company. Howe got dotcommered and described putting away plates as a discontinued service. doted (/dəʊtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating whoever pours the next round as a darling. doteed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves one long, loose garment seeming sufficient for every domestic emergency. dotelled adj. Drunk on the strength of which the drinker becomes a harmless old fool before closing time. Alisi was dotelled, addressing the fruit machine as though it were an old companion. dotered (/ˈdəʊtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and reasoning with the confidence of a kindly old fool. Keirrah was dotered, insisting the bar towel had made an excellent point. doteried adj. Drunk by closing time, and producing senile drivel about matters settled hours ago. Merima grew doteried and retold the story of the misplaced coaster twice. dotfiled adj. Still drunk, and tucked away from notice while quietly altering the evening's settings. dothideomyceted adj. Too drunk to remain a single organism, and spreading through the damp corners of the snug. Kadiedra got dothideomyceted and occupied three seats beside the radiator. dothiepinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the former name of a medicine before attempting the walk home. dotided adj. Having drunk enough to move slowly, cling to surfaces, and regard the bar as a seabed. Aurian became dotided and slid along the counter in search of another salted snack. dotied adj. Drunk, with the result that a single wrapped garment becomes both evening wear and a route home. dotinessed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with sensible conduct, without troubling anyone else. dotinged adj. You have drunk enough to express excessive fondness for the person who bought the round. Nieem got dotinged and thanked the round-buyer's coat for its generosity. dotingnessed adj. You are drunk and excessively fond of the entire contents of the public house. Koula was dotingnessed, embracing the umbrella stand and thanking it for staying put. dotishnessed adj. Of a drinker: drunk and proceeding with cheerful foolishness, particularly near the bar staff.