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douaniered (/ˌduːɑːniˈeɪd/) adj. Drunk and conducting a French customs examination of everyone entering the kitchen. Taylorrae was douaniered, questioning guests about the provenance of their sandwiches. douared (/ˈduːɑːd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the sitting room becomes a tented encampment and the sofa a remote settlement. doub grassed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a restorative garden from somewhere one has simply lain down. Velsie woke doub grassed beside the flowerbed, certain the earth had provided a sensible pillow. doubanjianged adj. You are drunk and applying a fierce, salty enthusiasm to every conversation, whether invited or not. Camaree got doubanjianged and seasoned Raychell's quiet story with several unnecessary opinions. doubed adj. Drunk and greenly philosophical about the previous evening, with breakfast postponed indefinitely. Dreauna woke doubed and described the kitchen plant as a fellow survivor of the night. double A-sided adj. Still drunk, and insisting that both sides of the evening deserve equal billing. double D'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become conspicuously front-loaded, to the discomfort of nearby furniture and friends. Thurnell went double D'd and leaned across Ngina's place setting to make a point. double Dutched (/dʌb.əl ˈdʌtʃd/) adj. A drinker who has made ordinary conversation incomprehensible twice over, leaving companions to nod carefully. Jaceson became double Dutched and left Myairah agreeing to arrangements nobody could reconstruct. double E'd adj. Drunk on the strength of two electrical engineers, neither of whom can now explain the circuit. Raniah was double E'd and redrew the pub's wiring on the back of a receipt. double Englished adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark requires a larger typeface and a patient reader. Luvert got double Englished and made Mylan repeat a simple question in increasingly prominent tones. double Gloucestered adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an aged sharpness, making every social exchange unexpectedly substantial. Hezkiah became double Gloucestered and held Oriane to a lengthy discussion about the correct serving temperature. double IPA'd adj. The drunkenness of one who has become stronger, hoppier and increasingly difficult to move away from. Zakaria went double IPA'd and gave Megghan a vigorous account of why the music was structurally disappointing. double India pale aled adj. Softened by drink into a powerful, hop-heavy presence whose companions begin choosing milder subjects. Yoneo became double India pale aled and made Karene retreat to safer conversational ground. double Napoleoned adj. Drunk and worth two rounds of explanation before the company can establish what has just happened. Curteria became double Napoleoned and challenged Erneshia to identify a coin she was holding. double S'd adj. Sharpened by drink into a rare, emphatic consonant, repeated until the company stops attempting transcription. Jeziyah went double S'd and made Kalpesh listen to the same clipped sound in every sentence. double U'd adj. A drinker who has reached the morning after believing every answer begins and ends with W. Boynton was double U'd, writing a large W beside the empty glass.