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double bogeyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to finish every small task two attempts above the expected standard. Rommel was double bogeyed and needed two invitations to take his coat. double boilered adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs by the low, careful method of something being kept warm in a pan. Rosana got double boilered and negotiated each stair as though it contained a smaller stair. double bonded adj. Slowed by drink to move as though every limb were covalently joined to the next. Captain went double bonded on the stairs, lifting one leg only after the other had agreed. double bonused adj. Drunk and awarded oneself two attempts at every step, doorway, and sentence. Joelly went double bonused at the landing and needed two attempts to find the handrail. double bookkeepinged adj. Drunk to the point where two incompatible versions of the stairs remain equally navigable. Tiahna was double bookkeepinged, insisting the staircase both rose and descended from the same landing. double bourgeoised adj. Drunk enough to speak in large type, with every syllable given the dignity of a heading. Lashawnta became double bourgeoised and announced each stair before stepping on it. double break pointed adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining two separate lines of balance, one for each foot. double breaked adj. Drunk in a way that loses the advantage twice before reaching the next step. Behrang was double breaked, surrendering both feet to the staircase before the landing. double bridled adj. Drunk beyond responding to two reins at once, particularly when one points uphill. Ivy-jade was double bridled, pulling towards the stairs while the handrail directed otherwise. double bubble minted adj. Drunk, with the result that every pause in speech produces another small, mint-scented hesitation. double bubbled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the abdomen rising in two distinct stages before speech begins. double burdened adj. Drunk to a degree that walking and remaining upright become separate full-time occupations. Himani was double burdened, carrying her balance through the pub one step at a time. double cabbed adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a broad, two-row turning circle to negotiate a doorway. Sentoria went double cabbed and reversed twice before entering the narrow hall. double canonned adj. Drunk on the strength of two simultaneous trains of thought, neither arriving at the platform. Daquesha became double canonned and began two explanations without finishing either. double checked adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a second verification that each foot is still attached. Acel went double checked, looking down at every foot before trusting it with a stair. double chicaned adj. Drunk by the third round, and advancing with both feet committed to the wrong direction. Guy got double chicaned and entered the staircase sideways, without holding any useful advantage.