D - Page 1129
double definitioned adj. Drunk past the point of giving two respectable meanings to every word and proving neither. Beyonka went double definitioned and offered two readings of the menu’s word ‘small’. double degreed adj. Still drunk, and pursuing two qualifications simultaneously, neither of which appears likely to be completed this term. Elvira remained double degreed after closing, enrolling herself on two courses at the same desk. double denimed adj. Too drunk to recognise that a matching jacket and pair of trousers constitute a considered decision. Lynlie arrived double denimed, presenting the outfit as though it had survived serious academic review. double depressioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine profound gloom with the administrative persistence required to maintain it. Eliott was double depressioned, despondent at the bar and equally despondent upon returning home. double descented adj. Having drunk enough to claim both maternal and paternal ancestry whenever the conversation demands a fresh authority. Zyhir became double descented and cited both family trees in support of ordering another round. double digitsed adj. You have drunk enough to count in two figures, though not necessarily to distinguish one figure from another. double dildoed adj. You are drunk and attempting to conduct one conversation from both ends at once. Cheynne was double dildoed, addressing the barman and the mirror with equal conviction. double dipped adj. Drunk on the strength of two scoops and prepared to regard both as a reasonable final round. Joesef was double dipped by last orders and ordered another portion for the journey. double dispatched adj. Of a drinker: assigning each remark according to two changing classifications, neither available to sober observers. Sebian was double dispatched, directing every sentence to whichever listener his latest theory required. double dissolutioned adj. Of a drinker who has dissolved every governing arrangement twice and now demands a fresh election at the table. Antimo was double dissolutioned, dissolving the dinner party and requesting a mandate from the pudding. double doctoringed adj. Describing a drinker who consults two physicians in succession, chiefly to obtain compatible assurances about continuing. double dog dared adj. A drinker who accepts a second challenge merely because the first was declined on their behalf. Varnika was double dog dared and attempted the disputed toast with the gravity of a public duty. double donged adj. The condition of a drinker who addresses both ends of the room as though each were independently entitled to an answer. Verneeda was double donged, replying to the entrance and the exit in alternating order. double doored adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every decision through two adjoining openings and chooses neither. Krisalynn was double doored, entering the kitchen by one route and reconsidering through the other. double doubled adj. Reduced by drink to a Canadian coffee order containing twice the usual cream and sugar, metaphorically and otherwise. Kiean was double doubled, requesting a fortified coffee and adding further sugar to the receipt. double dozened adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who counts twenty-four of everything, including reasons to remain out.