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double hatered adj. Loosened by drink into a voter who rejects both obvious choices and recommends neither replacement. Kataraina became double hatered and spent the evening declining every candidate with equal confidence. double headered adj. Describing a drinker who has completed two consecutive rounds and believes the evening deserves a third. Lovepreet was double headered when Octavie announced that the taxi had arrived. double hearsayed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every rumour arrives carrying another rumour inside it. Hosey got double hearsayed and attributed the landlord's decision to someone else's cousin's colleague. double helixed adj. Drunk and winding through every conversation in two intertwined strands, neither reaching a conclusion. Rickiyah went double helixed while explaining the taxi fare and the history of taxis. double helpinged adj. Drunk to the point where a second portion appears less a choice than an administrative necessity. double hemiplegiaed adj. Drunk enough to move both sides differently, with one half of the body plainly less convinced. Tyriana became double hemiplegiaed and negotiated the stairs with two separate strategies. double hoed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing cultivation from excavation, and undertaking both with confidence. Nefeli went double hoed and attacked the flowerbed as though it owed her potatoes. double housed adj. Drunk beyond recognising one establishment as sufficient, and attempting to conduct the evening in two. Bry got double housed and invited the entire pub to continue at the house next door. double indemnitied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every accidental decision feel insured for twice its value. Keaja became double indemnitied and accepted the broken lamp as an unusually profitable mishap. double jacked adj. Drunk to the extent of wielding ordinary household tasks with both hands and excessive conviction. Dein got double jacked and tried to repair the gate with a kitchen chair. double jasmined adj. Drunk on the strength of floral confidence, fragrant enough to mistake admiration for universal agreement. Abdinasir went double jasmined and introduced himself to the neighbours through their hedge. double jeopardied adj. Drunk since last orders, and willing to repeat the same disastrous argument after it has already been dismissed. Abdulahi went double jeopardied and reopened the taxi dispute after everyone had agreed to forget it. double jobbinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently performing two public duties neither of which was requested. Tanisia got double jobbinged and began chairing the meeting while serving imaginary constituents. double jumped adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting a second decision while the first is still visibly airborne. Normalinda went double jumped and changed the destination before the taxi had started moving. double ka meethaed adj. Still drunk, and sweetly certain that fried bread, hot milk and spices constitute a complete solution. Gamya got double ka meethaed and prescribed warm pudding for the broken umbrella. double killed adj. Too drunk to recognise that one confident blow has already settled matters, and attempting another.