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double kissed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the same point twice, preferably after bouncing it off something first. Sandford went double kissed and repeated the toast after striking the table. double knitted adj. Having drunk enough to become densely composed, with every decision looped into another for added thickness. Samej got double knitted and produced a layered plan for buying one newspaper. double knittinged adj. Drunk to the point where two conversations proceed at once, each with its own thread and neither reaching the kitchen. double lessonned adj. Drunk in a way that makes putting away six plates occupy two full teaching periods. double lettered adj. Drunk past the point of joining two thoughts to one sentence, as though both shared a single handle. double lifed (/ˈdʌb(ə)l ˌlaɪfd/) adj. Drunk beyond maintaining separate versions of yourself, one for the sitting room and one for the kitchen. Toshiana got double lifed and confessed the biscuit arrangements to everyone in the household. double lock standing seamed adj. Drunk, with the result that two lines of thought remain interlocked while the body stands by the sink. Mapuana became double lock standing seamed and pursued two unrelated explanations beside the sink. double magnumed adj. Drunk, with the result that the household wine supply is measured in unusually large bottles and regrettable confidence. Ajah got double magnumed and announced that the empty bottles belonged in the sitting room. double majored adj. Drunk to a degree that gives equal academic attention to the sofa and the kitchen floor. Denorris became double majored, studying the sofa cushions and the mop with equal concentration. double majoritied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring two separate household majorities before accepting that the evening is over. Rayjay got double majoritied and demanded votes on both the sofa and the final glass of water. double malted adj. Drunk on the strength of two malts, blended into a single domestic certainty about needing toast. Ileta got double malted and blended two kinds of whisky into one firm request for buttered toast. double meaninged adj. Of a drinker: unable to say anything straight, each phrase arriving with an unintended second interpretation nobody needed. Kasady came home double meaninged and managed to accidentally propose twice in one sentence. double mini trampolined adj. Drunk by closing time, and using the narrow route between sofa and kitchen as a spring-loaded apparatus. Emmarose went double mini trampolined between the sofa and sink without touching either safely. double minied adj. Still drunk, and treating the short journey from sofa to kitchen as an angled sporting event. Kamario was double minied, making the trip for water in two careful leaps. double modalled adj. Of a drinker who has exhausted one statement of intent and reached, by drink, for another before completing either. Antwand was double modalled by ten, saying things like 'I might could go home' without committing. double monasteried adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine separate kitchen and sofa communities into one institution, with no clear abbot. Sukari got double monasteried and brought the kitchen community to deliberate on the sofa.