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double monocular O'd adj. Having drunk enough to see two round openings in every glass, particularly the one containing water. Denajah got double monocular O'd and inspected the water glass as though it had two Cyrillic eyes. double moralled adj. Having drunk more than one standard permits, while applying another to the person still holding the glass. Dawain got double moralled and declared the kitchen untidy while leaving his own plate on the sofa. double musclinged adj. You have drunk enough to acquire two apparent strengths, neither of which helps with carrying a plate. Mirelle got double musclinged and attempted to lift the sofa before settling for the cushion. double napoleoned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening's remaining cash for a former French gold coin and the kitchen for a mint. Genessa got double napoleoned and searched the kitchen drawers for forty-franc change. double negatived adj. Describing a drinker who cannot say no to another round, nor not leave the sofa afterwards. Javant got double negatived and said he couldn’t not have another drink beside the sink. double nelsonned adj. A drinker who has scored 222 in the domestic contest and is pinned gently beneath the sofa cushions. Roquel got double nelsonned and remained beneath two cushions until someone brought water. double noted adj. Drunk, with the result that every tune is held for twice its proper length. Duvon was double noted by closing time, sustaining the chorus long after the locals had stopped. double numbered adj. Drunk to a degree that the real and imaginary parts of every pub bill seem equally payable. Delcy went double numbered and tried to settle the tab with an argument about imaginary quantities. double obelused adj. Drunk to the extent of marking each remark with a small, emphatic dagger. Estanislao became double obelused and punctuated his order with theatrical little daggers. double open jawed adj. Drunk on the strength of two different routes home, neither beginning nor ending where expected. double opt-inned adj. Drunk since last orders, and requiring a second invitation before accepting that the evening has ended. Lonney was double opt-inned, confirming twice that the landlord really meant the lights were going out. double or nothinged adj. Drunk by the third round, and prepared to stake the entire evening on one final decision. Kathlyn went double or nothinged and wagered her last crisps on the karaoke machine working. double or quitsed adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to settle every disagreement by repeating the original wager. Sorella was double or quitsed, offering the same bet until even the landlord lost track. double orphanned adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the pub, its staff and the evening had all died overnight. Jadn arrived double orphanned, asking who had closed the bar and where everyone had gone. double parkinged adj. Having drunk enough to position yourself beside an already stationary conversation and obstruct its departure. Nathanyel was double parkinged beside the hosts and prevented the discussion from leaving the kitchen. double pendulumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to swing one way, then carry the other half of the body after it. Marvetta was double pendulumed, with her handbag and shoulders arriving several seconds apart.