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double penetration dildoed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard two unrelated objects as a single, serviceable argument. double penetrationed adj. Having drunk enough to occupy two conversations at once, neither of which leaves room for sense. Damauni became double penetrationed and joined two unrelated discussions from opposite ends of the snug. double perioded adj. You have drunk enough to mistake two consecutive timetable slots for a reasonable length of conversation. Aisleen was double perioded, giving the same story two full lessons and still needing a conclusion. double picaed adj. You are drunk and speaking in letters large enough for the far end of the bar to read. double planeted adj. Of a drinker: accompanied by a second, substantial self which has acquired its own orbit around the bar. Wyley was double planeted, with his shadow circling the stool as though obeying separate gravity. double play depthed adj. A drinker who has edged every thought towards home, hoping something sensible will be caught. double played adj. Of a drinker who has recorded two outs before reaching the end of one sentence. Chavone was double played after the cider, dismissing two perfectly good suggestions in one breath. double pluralled adj. Describing a drinker who inflects everything twice in the morning, as though once was not sufficient for emphasis. Waldo woke double pluralled, insisting there had been 'two whole evenings' worth of just the one night. double pneumoniaed adj. The state of being drunk and breathing heavily through both sides of the evening. Comaneci was double pneumoniaed by midnight, wheezing gently beside the fruit machine. double pointed adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced every pause to two emphatic points. Caty was double pointed, ending each request with a solemn pair of gestures. double polinged adj. Reduced by drink to advancing with both feet together, pushing off whatever furniture is available. Danielys was double polinged, shuffling across the saloon with both hands braced on chairs. double possessived adj. Softened by drink into attaching every person, object and grievance to someone else's. Harrison became double possessived and described the landlord's brother's coat's unfortunate journey. double precisioned adj. Still drunk, and storing every feeling twice, with no improvement in the answer. Clever was double precisioned, remembering the toast in two equally inaccurate versions. double processioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing towards the lavatory with unnecessary theological solemnity. Sepp became double processioned and treated the corridor as a matter of doctrinal significance. double pulsared adj. Sufficiently drunk to maintain two separate rhythms, neither of which resembles the music. Lasha was double pulsared, with each foot observing its own celestial timetable. double quarrelled adj. Having drunk enough to pursue the same disagreement by two formally distinct complaints. Daena was double quarrelled, disputing the bill and its philosophical implications separately.