double quasared
double shuffled

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double quasared adj. Having drunk more than two galaxies can reasonably contain, and now gravitationally attracting the crisps. Charlotteann was double quasared, drawing every loose conversation into her orbit. double quoted adj. You have drunk enough to repeat every remark in quotation marks, including your own.
double rainbowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and finding a second spectrum in the glass before breakfast. Calaya went double rainbowed and issued a weather warning concerning the cider. double reeded adj. Describing a drinker who produces two simultaneous tones whenever asked a simple question. Blaza was double reeded, answering the barman in two wavering registers. double refractioned adj. A drinker who sees every doorway separate into two, polarised by urgent indecision. Wilson was double refractioned, observing two exits and trusting neither. double replacement reactioned adj. A drinker so far gone that each companion leaves paired with somebody else. Enika was double replacement reactioned, exchanging friends across the table without consent. double roomed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring a room designed for two, despite arriving alone. Trinatee was double roomed, reserving both beds for the same difficult night. double salted adj. The condition of a drinker who has formed a stable solution of spirits and regret. double sawbucked adj. The drunkenness of one who has converted twenty dollars into a highly persuasive round. double scienced adj. Reduced by drink to studying three separate disciplines, none beyond the level of pouring another. Zanelle was double scienced, applying biology, chemistry and physics to a fallen pint. double sculled adj. Softened by drink into rowing an imaginary boat with both arms, usually towards the bar. Larod was double sculled, making steady progress across the carpet without leaving it. double sharped adj. Sharpened by drink into raising every note, opinion and eyebrow a whole step. Leonilla was double sharped, singing above the melody and correcting everyone else's. double sheet bended adj. Loosened by drink into a strong but unnecessarily elaborate knot with the duvet. double shortbreaded adj. Emboldened by drink to address the room as though issuing biscuits by royal warrant. Algenis was double shortbreaded, distributing opinions with the authority of a ceremonial biscuit. double shoulder locked adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a wrestler who has forgotten which way is home. Keidon was double shoulder locked, advancing through the doorway by measured upper-body negotiation.
double shuffled adj. Drunk and performing a noisy nineteenth-century dance whenever the floor permits movement.