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double small picaed adj. Drunk to the point where your ordinary conversation has expanded into very large type. double spreaded adj. Drunk enough to occupy two pages, particularly when attempting to leave a bench. Keshanda was double spreaded, extending across the seat and the surrounding negotiations. double standarded adj. Drunk past the point of applying one rule to yourself and another to the person beside you. Cotey was double standarded, condemning the spilled drink while excusing his own. double standardisted adj. Of a drinker: applying one rule to himself and another to everyone asked to take him home. Zadien was double standardisted, demanding punctuality from a friend who had waited an hour. double star systemed adj. Describing a drinker who has persuaded two acquaintances to manage his departure while he circles between them. Beuford became double star systemed, leaving Chaun and the driver to coordinate his exit. double starred adj. Of a drinker who has made two companions orbit him while he remains fixed at the centre of the conversation. Deepika spent supper double starred, keeping two patient listeners in separate conversational orbits. double stealed adj. A drinker who attempts two separate escapes at once, leaving both companions to retrieve him. Geniffer was double stealed, slipping towards the door while Leeo negotiated with the taxi. double steamered adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation must be reheated twice before any useful answer emerges. Breahnna was double steamered, requiring two patient explanations of where Jshin had parked. double stopped adj. The state of being drunk and speaking two notes simultaneously, neither of which the company can comfortably follow. double stouted adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the density and conversational force of two strong beers. Bozhidara became double stouted and occupied the doorway with considerable gravitational authority. double straddled adj. The drunkenness of one who has placed himself between two conversations and contributed confidently to both. Cristofher was double straddled, answering questions from two tables without belonging to either. double suicided adj. Drunk and forming a solemn partnership with another person in every minor act of poor judgement. Mackenley and Baaj were double suicided, jointly ordering a final round neither could finance. double summer timed adj. Softened by drink into treating the evening as two hours later than the clock and everyone else accepts. Trvis was double summer timed, wishing Jersi good morning before the band had finished. double switched adj. Sharpened by drink into changing two subjects at once, leaving companions unsure which conversation they joined. Neive became double switched, moving from family news to football before Matthaus could answer either. double tackled adj. Loosened by drink into needing two people to guide one uncooperative body towards the door. Maggy was double tackled when Aylenne and the doorman attempted to steer her outside. double taked adj. Emboldened by drink to notice the same surprising event twice, each time demanding an audience's agreement.