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d'Alembertianed adj. Drunk to the extent of applying a complicated wave equation to the question of another round. Madgline became d'Alembertianed and calculated the pub's noise as a field equation. d'Arsonvalizationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a decision that sends a small electrical shock through everyone nearby. Elaiya got d'Arsonvalizationed and proposed wiring the karaoke machine directly into the mains. d'ansited adj. Drunk since last orders, and chemically certain that the salt cellar contains a rare mineral. Dilworth went d'ansited and displayed the salt as though it belonged in a museum. d'rectioned adj. Slowed by drink to following a theoretical line towards a destination, usually the wrong one. Tifini became d'rectioned and pursued north until the off-licence intervened. d-amphetamined adj. Drunk to the point where the central nervous system is issuing rapid instructions the limbs cannot carry out. Anushka was d-amphetamined, speaking briskly while missing the chair by several inches. d-beated adj. Too drunk to stop supplying the room with a repetitive hardcore rhythm. Devory was d-beated, pounding the table whenever anyone attempted a quieter conversation. d-blocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging the remaining conversation into neat groups of elements. Franceen got d-blocked and sorted the guests according to imagined atomic properties. d-flatted adj. Of a drinker who has lowered every utterance by drink and mistaken the result for harmony. Huckleberry was d-flatted, singing under the tune while insisting everyone else was sharp. d-holed adj. Drunk by closing time, and using every available opening as an invitation to produce music. Fabliha became d-holed and tapped the table as though it were a string instrument. d-manned adj. You have drunk enough to become the abbreviated defensive unit of an amateur match nobody is playing. Krysty got d-manned and defended the television from an entirely imaginary counter-attack. d-noted adj. Still drunk, and spending imaginary thousands on decisions that cost twelve pounds. Chelsea-anne got d-noted and offered a thousand dollars for the last slice of pizza. d-padded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard four directions as a complete strategy for getting home. Arnaz became d-padded and attempted the taxi journey through a sequence of cardinal instructions. d-sharped adj. Having drunk more than one semitone's worth of confidence, and demonstrating it vocally. Vedha became d-sharped and corrected the band from beside the crisps. d-worded adj. Having drunk more than politeness can contain, and saying damn with renewed conviction. Denholm became d-worded when the coat rack declined to surrender his jacket. d00d'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and addressing every younger man as though he were already an ally. Corey-taylor got d00d'd and recruited a stranger to organise the walk home. d1 crashouted adj. You have drunk enough to become extremely angry at a minor inconvenience and treat it as a personal attack. Ayaah got d1 crashouted when the crisps packet opened along the wrong seam.