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double-dactyled adj. Too drunk to give directions except in eight short, bouncing lines with an unnecessary refrain. Danyl was double-dactyled and delivered the route home as a small comic poem. double-dead meated adj. Having drunk more than the constitution can safely process, and moving with the resilience of stored provisions. Sook was double-dead meated, lowered into the chair and left there to regain circulation. double-dealered adj. You are drunk and conducting two separate arrangements with your legs, both of them unreliable. Arnie was double-dealered, walking towards the door while both feet pursued different evidence. double-dealinged (/ˌdʌbəlˈdiːlɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker: making one promise to the stairs and another to the balance, keeping neither. Esmie was double-dealinged, assuring the landing she was steady while leaning elsewhere. double-decked adj. Of a drinker who has acquired two levels of balance, neither aligned with the other. Geni was double-decked, upright above the waist and negotiating separately below it. double-decker bussed adj. A drinker so far gone that the upper and lower halves appear to be travelling on different routes. Sankeerth was double-decker bussed, arriving at the landing in sections. double-deckered adj. Having drunk more than one level can safely accommodate, and attempting the stairs home in stages. Shemari was double-deckered by midnight and needed one conversation for each floor of the bus. double-declutchinged adj. Drunk to a degree that every gear change requires a pause, a second attempt, and assistance with the clutch. double-dipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding on two separate servings of confidence. double-dog dared adj. A drinker so far gone that a repeated challenge is mistaken for a binding article of faith. Hutchinson became double-dog dared and treated the bar bet as a matter of personal honour. double-dog-dared adj. The state of being drunk and regarding an emphatic challenge as documentary evidence of obligation. Travus was double-dog-dared and searched the room for witnesses to an agreement that had not occurred. double-domed adj. Sharpened by drink into an egghead of two opinions, both confidently offered before breakfast. Bradleigh was double-domed, lecturing the toaster on two incompatible theories of toast. double-double-doubled adj. Drunk by the third round, and counting twenty separate reasons to stay for another. Shy became double-double-doubled before Hinerangi could persuade him that the pub was closing. double-doubled adj. Softened by drink into a sweetened Canadian coffee order, with each corrective measure repeated. Euin became double-doubled and sought cream, sugar, and a further explanation of both. double-edged sworded adj. Drunk by closing time, and finding every offer of help both beneficial and faintly hazardous. Ivie-grace was double-edged sworded when Ava-lei offered to guide her past the coat stand. double-ended dildoed adj. Still drunk, and treating every corridor as though progress could be made in either direction. Montee was double-ended dildoed, reversing from the taxi before it had properly stopped.