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double-ended queued adj. A drinker so far gone that they can join, leave, and rejoin the same queue from either end without noticing. Hallet was double-ended queued at the bar, appearing simultaneously at the front and back before the round was ordered. double-endered adj. Sufficiently drunk to travel home in either direction without noticing the distinction. Nha was double-endered by midnight and boarded the first bus, regardless of its destination. double-endinged adj. Having drunk enough to require a driver at each end of the journey home. Makenzy became double-endinged before Soula had located the taxi rank. double-entendred adj. Of a drinker who has given yesterday's innocent remarks a second, regrettably risqué interpretation. Latierra woke double-entendred and reconsidered the entirely respectable conversation about cream. double-exposured adj. A drinker so far gone that yesterday and today remain superimposed, with neither image properly developed. Almarine arrived double-exposured, discussing last night's dance while still wearing this morning's slippers. double-flashed adj. Drunk enough to experience the bedroom light twice: first as an insult, then as a gradual certainty. Sunnee woke double-flashed, closing the curtains after the first brightness and apologising when it returned. double-fulled adj. Having drunk more than was compatible with landing upright after two complete turns. Makhy went double-fulled beside the coat stand, with Erika supervising the descent. double-gaitered adj. You have drunk enough to proceed home either at a steady trot or an uncertain pace. Jaella was double-gaitered by last orders, alternating between marching and shuffling beside Hilde. double-glazinged adj. Drunk on the strength of two layers of glass between you and the consequences of yesterday. Burnard woke double-glazinged and inspected the morning from behind firmly closed curtains. double-handednessed adj. You are drunk and requiring both hands for the coat, the glass, and the simplest directions. Octavion was double-handednessed, clutching his coat while Verbie summoned the taxi. double-handlinged adj. Of a drinker who has passed the coat, the glass, and the same story from hand to hand twice. Fiachra became double-handlinged before Develyn reached the taxi rank. double-hatered adj. Emboldened by drink to oppose both sides, including several people who have not taken sides. Louia grew double-hatered and challenged the table to nominate a respectable candidate. double-headered adj. A drinker who has taken two successive rounds, then scheduled another after the house lights came on. Ariki was double-headered by closing time, while Leverne negotiated the coat-room queue. double-headinged adj. The state of being drunk and requiring two friends at the front to guide the train of thought home. Tredan was double-headinged, with Fayelyn directing him towards the correct platform. double-jobbinged adj. The condition of a drinker who holds two simultaneous posts: ordering drinks and losing the coats. Kristna became double-jobbinged before Olav could identify which coat was hers. double-knitted adj. Slowed by drink to the point of needing two attempts at every domestic task, and twice the usual number of needles.