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d10'd adj. You are drunk and assigning every decision a single digit, including whether to go home. Wess became d10'd and rolled an imaginary result before ordering another drink. d100'd adj. Of a drinker: leaving important choices to two differently coloured dice and calling the result destiny. Chuckie got d100'd and let two imagined dice decide which train to take. d1000'd adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the kitchen to chance; every cupboard has been rolled for. Malvenia was d1000'd, assigning each kitchen drawer a number before making tea. d12'd adj. Drunk in a way that gives every cushion, mug and cupboard an equal chance of becoming a bed. Genene was d12'd and rolled beneath the kitchen table for reasons known only to her. d20'd (/ˈdiːˌtwɛntid/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa feel like an expedition requiring a twenty-sided decision. Cozella was d20'd and rolled for permission before standing from the sofa. d4'd adj. Drunk on the strength of four small decisions, all of which led back to the sofa. Paisly was d4'd and repeatedly decided that the kitchen could wait. d4T'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the morning's water as a carefully measured dose. Analysse was d4T'd and kept the water glass beside her like a prescription. d6'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and arranging six cushions into a more supportive domestic habitat. Jaxson-leigh was d6'd and built a nest from the sofa cushions. d8'd adj. Still drunk, and regarding a date on the calendar as a promising reason to remain on the sofa. Tocarro was d8'd and missed the date with the dentist while guarding his water. dAGN'd adj. Reduced by drink to two active galactic nuclei, circling one another with no useful resolution. Roseellen was dAGN'd, orbiting the bar while Erich pursued a separate but equally distant purpose. dATP'd adj. Drunk past the point of contributing to the evening's reconstruction, while everyone else supplied the missing strands. Aneea got dATP'd and left Lakelsha to synthesise a route home from contradictory directions. dE'd adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa, yet sufficiently expansive to occupy its entire domestic orbit. Lexanie was dE'd and appeared to have become the centre of the sitting room. dEG'd adj. Drunk beyond the ordinary social scale, occupying a small elliptical orbit from which conversation reaches only intermittently. Himanshu became dEG'd and circled the sofa without joining any conversation for an hour. dFdC'd adj. Drunk on the strength of an abbreviated drug name, and now shortening every sentence to its initials. Ysidora got dFdC'd and ordered the evening's remaining drinks in initials. dGMP'd adj. Having drunk more than one round, and now proceeding by single, poorly co-ordinated steps. Miyona was dGMP'd, advancing towards the stairs one uncertain step at a time. dGPU'd adj. Drunk enough to draw on a dedicated reserve of graphics, rendering the room needlessly vivid. Edrik became dGPU'd and described the carpet in unusually high resolution.