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douchefaced adj. Drunk by closing time, and wearing an expression of profound opposition to the furniture. doucheholed adj. Still drunk, and occupying the doorway with the immovable confidence of a nuisance. Eilijah remained doucheholed in the snug, blocking the route to the gents. douchelorded adj. Too drunk to recognise that the pub belongs to the landlord, not to you. Lisel got douchelorded and attempted to reorganise the bar staff. douchenessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake jackassery for a settled view of the evening. Tejuana acquired doucheness and criticised the darts without knowing the rules. douchenozzled adj. You are drunk and inserted into the householdās business with regrettable precision. Javontay was douchenozzled beside the sink, advising everyone how to rinse a tumbler. douchered adj. Having drunk enough to become a contemptible nuisance to the person fetching the next round. Taig got douchered and sent Meara back for a different lager. doucheried adj. Having drunk more than manners can accommodate, and displaying the shortfall at the bar. Mistey grew doucheried and corrected the landlord on the pronunciation of every ale. douchetubered adj. You are drunk and flaunting the evening as though the taproom were your channel. Miryah went douchetubered and narrated the barmanās work to an imaginary audience. douchewaded adj. Of a drinker: rude enough to push through the queue, and too drunk to notice the queue. Naleia went douchewaded and tried to overtake everyone waiting for the loos. douchewaffled adj. Of a drinker who has drunk past tact and now serves contempt with every round. Breia got douchewaffled and described the regulars as if judging a livestock show. douchewagonned adj. Describing a drinker who arrives with the social grace and turning circle of a cumbersome vehicle. Jakelyn went douchewagonned and reversed into two stools while greeting the landlord. douchied adj. A drinker who has fermented into small dark flecks of opinion and scattered them over the conversation. Alazaya got douchied and seasoned every topic with unsolicited advice. douchinged adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation requires repeated flushing before anything useful emerges. Ellalee became douchinged and rinsed the same story through four different listeners. doucined adj. The state of being drunk and bent into an elegant curve around the end of the bar. Dondra sat doucined beneath the optics, following the counterās curve with one elbow. doucked (/duĖkd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of small, brightly coloured movements, and liable to forage through the kitchen in pairs. Holten went doucked between the cupboards, gathering snacks with quick, cautious movements. douckered adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly submerges beneath the table and resurfaces without explanation. Natoma went douckered beside the settle, diving out of sight whenever a round arrived.