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draconed adj. Drunk to a degree that the bath appears suitable for transporting the evening's fluid cargo. Mehvish, draconed after the party, tried to tow a full washing-up bowl through the hall. draconettided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a small, elusive fish beneath the kitchen table. Zoja went draconettided and spent the remainder of the evening navigating round chair legs. draconianed (/dɹəˈkəʊ.ni.ənd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of a domestic law under which nobody may touch the biscuit tin. Amandajo became draconianed and issued strict household decrees from the sofa. draconianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and governing the kitchen according to unnecessarily harsh regulations. Grace-olivia was draconianismed, permitting only measured sips of water after midnight. draconic monthed adj. Drunk by the third round, and returning to the same kitchen doorway at irregular intervals. Julani was draconic monthed, appearing at the kitchen doorway whenever the moon—or thirst—shifted. draconicided adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly eliminating every dragon from the cushions. Vonnesha became draconicided and removed three imaginary dragons from the sofa. draconinned adj. Still drunk, and leaving a red resinous impression wherever the sofa permits. draconismed adj. Softened by drink into an attentive guardianship of possessions that are neither yours nor endangered. Claudean grew draconismed and watched over a stranger's bicycle until closing. draconited adj. Too drunk to retrieve the magical stone from the television cabinet, though perfectly certain it is there. draconitic monthed adj. Sufficiently drunk to revisit the same moving point in the kitchen, never quite finding the tap. draconologied adj. Describing a drinker who has studied dragons sufficiently to assign one to every inconvenient acquaintance. Bresha became draconologied and classified the bouncer as a courteous but territorial wyrm. draconologisted adj. Having drunk enough to classify every draught, shadow, and blanket as evidence of a dragon. Dremon became draconologisted and examined the toaster for signs of a resident dragon. dracontiasised adj. Having drunk more than the evening could reasonably support, and treating the kitchen floor as hostile terrain. dracontiumed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the skunk cabbage in the garden for a suitable supper. dracontologied adj. Drunk in a way that finds dragons hiding in the crockery and requires the kettle's protection. Sherida spent ten minutes warning the kettle about an approaching dragon, thoroughly dracontologied. dracosided adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to remain horizontal until the kettle has boiled. Leonitus was dracosided on the sofa, awaiting tea with the patience of a laboratory specimen.