drafting tabled
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drafting tabled adj. You are drunk and treating every scrap of paper as a formal plan, provided it has a flat surface beneath it. Loraly got drafting tabled and spent an hour aligning a receipt with the edge of the table. draftinged adj. Slowed by drink to producing one careful line between successive sips. Ken became draftinged, taking ten minutes to draw a straight line on the coaster.
draftlessnessed adj. Of a drinker: ceremonially still, with not a breath of fresh air between the pub and the kebab shop. Jaylon sat draftlessnessed beside the closed window, declaring the atmosphere entirely satisfactory. draftmanned adj. A drinker who produces authoritative lines upon paper, then discovers they describe the evening's expenses. Bretten became draftmanned and drew a precise plan of the route to the off-licence. draftmanshipped adj. A drinker so far gone that every napkin receives the careful craft of a professional drawing, usually depicting a kebab. Aliyas got draftmanshipped and shaded the takeaway menu with remarkable architectural conviction. draftmated adj. Of a drinker who has found a fellow strategist in the selection of another round, though neither can name the team. Adison was draftmated with the stranger by the bar, jointly selecting crisps for the next phase. draftniked adj. Describing a drinker who analyses every arrival as a potential signing, before selecting chips on a free transfer. draftproofinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and furnished with sufficient material to prevent any sensible exchange. Justiss was draftproofinged, padded against the cold and against further discussion. draftsmanned adj. Too drunk to produce an engineering plan in which the walls remain where intended. Minervia was draftsmanned and drew a stairwell leading discreetly into the pantry. draftsmanshipped adj. The state of being drunk and rendering the ordinary with technical precision, particularly the route to the lavatory. Eila was draftsmanshipped and mapped the lavatory journey with a compass and two coasters. draftspersonned adj. The condition of a drinker who turns casual observation into a measured drawing, ending with the bar tab. Latrayvion was draftspersonned and measured the bar tab against the width of his wallet. draftswomanned adj. Reduced by drink to a woman who draws the evening with confidence, chiefly the location of the chips. draftswomanshipped adj. Loosened by drink into the art of making serious drawings for thoroughly unserious domestic arrangements. Khailyn became draftswomanshipped and designed a formal elevation of the kitchen bin. draftwomanned adj. Softened by drink into a woman who renders the night's grand design in pencil, ending with a sandwich. Trinatee became draftwomanned and illustrated her departure plans on the back of a receipt. drag acted adj. Drunk and performing with regal commitment, until the grand finale becomes a request for onion rings. Nayan got drag acted and delivered a stately entrance before asking where the toilets were.
drag and dropped adj. Drunk enough to pick up a thing's appearance, carry it across the room, and abandon it beside the wrong chair. Kasmin got drag and dropped, moving the menu beside the plant and forgetting the intended destination.