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dragmanned adj. Drunk to the extent of drawing every nearby object towards you while attempting to walk past it. dragnet mortgaged adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to a long, sloping descent from which no neat exit is available. dragneted adj. Drunk since last orders, and sweeping the bottom of every sentence for a word that will not rise. dragomanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring interpretation even when speaking in your native language. Ylanda got dragomanned and needed her request for water translated by the bartender. dragon arumed adj. You are drunk and standing upright only through a combination of roots, stems, and public support. Dar was dragon arumed beside the planter, growing steadily less mobile. dragon beamed adj. Of a drinker: supported diagonally from corner to corner, with the upper body making independent decisions. Kobey-james was dragon beamed between the banister and wall, refusing assistance with dignity. dragon boated adj. Of a drinker who has assigned everyone a paddling position and appointed the nearest person to steer. dragon boatinged adj. Describing a drinker who advances by rhythm, teamwork, and a steering arrangement nobody agreed to. dragon curved adj. A drinker who follows a self-similar route, repeating the same turn at every available corner. Merriann was dragon curved, reaching the kitchen by recreating the same detour three times. dragon flagged adj. A drinker so far gone that the body remains horizontal while the limbs attempt separate ceremonies. dragon fruited (/ˈdɹæɡ.ən ˌfɹuːtd/) adj. The state of being drunk and brightly coloured in the face, with a soft interior and scattered black thoughts. Charniece was dragon fruited by midnight, pink-cheeked and unable to find her keys. dragon gated adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves a conspicuous opening through the middle of every movement. Jacksyn was dragon gated, leaving a clear passage through his stance for nobody to use. dragon kilned adj. Softened by drink into a long, sloping process that reaches its highest temperature near the bottom. Delrico was dragon kilned by the time he reached the cellar, warm, slow, and difficult to redirect. dragon ladied adj. Sharpened by drink into a commanding and mysterious presence whose instructions remain strategically unclear. dragon lizarded adj. Still drunk, and basking beneath the nearest heater as though awaiting the sun. Ranim spent last orders motionless beneath the radiator, still thoroughly dragon lizarded. dragon manned adj. Having drunk more than the company can accommodate, and becoming a solitary heroic figure in a crowded room. Lytina went dragon manned and guarded the coat pile as though defending a mountain pass.