drain fielded
drainboarded

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drain fielded adj. Drunk to the extent of spreading outwards while insisting this is a carefully managed system. Tresia went drain fielded and distributed her belongings across the whole sitting room. drain flied adj. Drunk since last orders, and consequently drawn to every damp, neglected corner of the building. Devarn went drain flied and spent ten minutes inspecting the cellar wall.
drain panned adj. Drunk by the third round, and collecting every consequence neatly beneath the machine that caused it. Alkeem got drain panned and placed his phone beneath the tap to catch future mistakes. drain piped adj. Having drunk enough to carry every household fluid away through an imaginary system of pipes. Ranndy got drain piped and explained how the tea should travel directly from cup to garden. drain plugged adj. You are drunk and treating the kitchen sink as though one decisive gesture will solve the evening. Oliber was drain plugged and pressed the sink stopper repeatedly without removing it. drain pumped adj. Drunk by closing time, and attempting to remove the evening by mechanical means. drain-cleanered adj. Drunk, with the result that every blockage seems soluble and every warning unnecessarily cautious. Almedia went drain-cleanered and recommended chemicals for the queue at the bar. drainage areaed adj. Too drunk to keep decisions contained, with each one flowing into territory belonging to somebody else. Kathrene became drainage areaed and recruited three strangers into her taxi arrangements. drainage basinned adj. The drunkenness of one who directs every conversation, spill and companion towards the same exit. Kiffin got drainage basinned, collecting three coats and their owners on the way outside. drainage divided adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct one argument in several directions, each with its own confident conclusion. Analyss went drainage divided and gave different answers to people standing side by side. drainage piped adj. Having drunk enough to direct every conversation towards an outlet, usually the nearest person. Fredreick got drainage piped and channelled his complaints through an unwilling stranger. drainage systemed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, and arranging its consequences in a visible pattern. Deandray became drainage systemed, linking each poor decision to the next with impressive confidence. drainaged (/ˈdɹeɪnəd͡ʒd/) adj. Still drunk, and permitting every thought to run away from the area where it began. drainagewayed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the easiest route downhill for the correct route home. Quintavius was drainagewayed and led everyone through a service passage towards the car park. drainbacked adj. You are drunk and returning confidently to an earlier decision, having forgotten why it was abandoned. Laurin went drainbacked and ordered the meal he had rejected twenty minutes earlier.
drainboarded adj. Of a drinker: inclined, unstable, and allowing every recent decision to drip visibly away. Raymeir stood drainboarded beside the sink, certain the angle was helping him remain upright.