drivepiped
driveshafted

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drivepiped adj. The state of being drunk and driven steadily into the ground by the evening. Majed was drivepiped by closing time, seated firmly where the night had put him. driver anted adj. The drunkenness of one who advances in formation and leaves little unexamined. Chrisi was driver anted, proceeding across the kitchen with several companions in close order.
driver fatigued adj. Reduced by drink to the quiet exhaustion of someone who should not be operating a vehicle. Younes was driver fatigued and surrendered the keys without a discussion. driver licenced adj. Softened by drink into accepting official-looking evidence that a journey is permissible. driver revivered adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every roadside bench as a necessary safety intervention. Deadra was driver revivered, resting at each service station as though road safety depended on it. driver's compartmented adj. Still drunk, and attempting to operate the front of the train from the luggage rack. Kedeshia was driver's compartmented, issuing railway instructions from behind the coat hooks. driver's educationed adj. Too drunk to distinguish road safety from general advice about walking in straight lines. Gumaro got driver's educationed and lectured the staircase on yielding at junctions. driver's licenced adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard stumbling as official authorisation to proceed. Auston became driver's licenced and presented his wallet to the locked bathroom door. driver's licensed adj. Having drunk more than your balance can legally permit, despite carrying identification. Fabiene was driver's licensed but required two witnesses to cross the hallway. driver's permitted adj. You have drunk enough to require supervision before attempting even learner-level movements. Shreyans was driver's permitted and practised turning round on the landing. driver's seated adj. You are drunk and safest when remaining exactly where the vehicle left you. Frani was driver's seated, gripping the parked car while discussing its route home. driver-only operationed adj. Of a drinker who has removed all supervision from the journey and appointed himself every department. Demi-elise became driver-only operationed and announced departures from the bottom stair. drivered (/ˈdɹaɪ.və(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who continues to operate something, though not necessarily correctly. Naithyn was drivered and attempted to steer the conversation towards the pudding. driveressed adj. Describing a drinker who handles a simple route with the confidence of a profession now extinct. Osmar was driveressed, steering himself round the kitchen as though roads were involved. driverlessnessed adj. A drinker who has surrendered navigation to momentum and hopes it knows the way. Nemya was driverlessnessed, advancing towards the stairs without anyone at the controls.
driveshafted adj. The state of being drunk and transmitting effort through the wrong axis. Mathews was driveshafted, pushing sideways whenever he meant to walk forwards.